Monday Night Raw review 24.3.2025.
Intro.
Nothing beats British wrestling fans. I have loved watching Monday Night Raw, and. Friday Night Smackdown at a decent hour. I have watched all the european dates with my dinner on my lap, and I have to say it, Please Papa H can I have more of this ? I'm a real life version of Oliver aren't I.
Superstars Seen Showing Up.
Cm Punk. Liv Morgan. Raquel Rodriguez. Lyra Valkyria. Rey Mysterio. Dragon Lee. Penta, and. Bron Breakker were all seen showing up to the arena.
John Cena Segment.
This. Was another perfect segment from the house that hate built. From the outset when Cena got mugged off by a kid in the crowd, to the fans that rammed out the Hydro in Glasgow booing big baby John out of the building, complete with a few f bombs. Cena went straight into business, by shaming the fans over the course of a 25 minute promo dual. As the segment went on, his overall loathing, and distain towards fans grew heavier with every bitter intended word. He laid bare his plans for what he's going to do after Mania, as he plans to hold the Championship hostage, because us fans haven't done anything with our lives. This didn't sit well with the current Champion Cody Rhodes, who came out and fired back against John, standing up for the fans, and laying everything on the line tonight, it was at this point that Cena contemplated fighting Cody, but instead he walked out, but Cody probed him back into the ring wanting a fight, but like a true cruel Disney Villain Cena just worked out. I could sit here and give you this beat by beat, but if I did that. This piece would be too long. So apologies if i've missed anything, but overall. I thought this was flawless.
The Uso's vs A Town Down Under
In the words of Kermit The Frog. The Uso's are together again, and they're beating ATown Down Under in a flat TV Match. Gunther then attacked Jey in the aftermath, which made Jey Question himself. Sort him out Jimmy. No Jimmy I didn't mean you take on Gunther next week in London.
Judgement Day Segment.
Well it seems like The Judgement Day are a happy emo family again. Dom wishes. Raquel luck, in her Womens intercontinental Championship Match, against Lyra Valkyria.
Question Time.
I have a serious question for you guys. Just who is El Grande Americano. I mean he looked familiar when he beat dragon later on in the show, and in this well put together vingnette. I just can't picture were I've seen him before.
Lyra Valkyria vs Raquel Rodriguez.
Lyra Valkyria, beat. Raquel Rodriguez in a standard TV Match to retain her Womens Intercontinental Championship, she got beaten down by Liv Morgan in the aftermath, as. Bayley made the save
Pat Mcafe.
I know this man is the definition of Marmite, but all I have to say is this. Pat Mcafe living his best life whilst wearing a kilt, you love to see it.
The New Day.
The New Day want Tag Team Gold. And just like that my brain went for a walk.
Adam Pearce Promotrain
This guy reminds of Rodney Dangerfield, because he gets no respect, and this segment is proof of that. This promotrain between Iyo Sky. Bianca Belair, and. Rhea Ripley, was a carbon copy of what we got last week, and that's a real shame. Next week Iyo will face Rhea for the WWE Womens Championship, and. Bianca will be the guest referee. If you placed last weeks contract segment, in the place of what we got, you could play a game called guess the difference.
Cm Punk Segment.
As I watched this segment I realized something. I'm the same as the people of Glasgow, because we love Cm Punk. I loved this segment. From Punk taking us fans on a ride through history, to him giving us his opinions on the triple threat at Mania, to his favourite past time. Taking pointless jabs at his ex employer. Smackdown is going to be in London on Friday, and we all know what happened the last time Punk was in the capital as part of a major show. I'm hungry. I feel like eating some muffins.
Logan Paul.
Logan Paul is going to be on Raw next week, to have a catch up with Aj Styles. Oh boy.
Chad Gable Segment.
It's no secret that I haven't felt very well over the past few days, and yeah. Chad Gable looks how I felt on Friday Night.
Penta vs Bron Breakker WWE Intercontinental championship Match.
I thought this was a complete miss step. The Match was thrown when The Judgement Day got involved. Finn led a beatdown on Bron, as that heat machine Dominik Mysterio tried to force Penta's hand, into joining the darkside. Penta instead laid out the dirty one, as the show went off the air.
Overview of Monday Night.
This. Was an all over the place broadcast, brought to life by a red hot Scottish crowd. If you were in attendence for the show. I hope you had a good time. I just think that this show resembled an unbalanced bag of Pick'n mix. Like what you like, and leave what you don't.
This weeks Monday Night Raw is a mid 6/10.