Thursday, 5 September 2024

AEW Dynamite Review

Intro

This Sunday i'm cancelling all my plans, yes that's right, no end of Summer BBQ at my friends house for me, because AEW All Out is going to be fire. LITERALLY. I'm buzzing to get into this review.

Daniel Garcia Segment

Daniel Garcia started off the show, and he was a firery mood, he wasted no time in calling MJF. Max then appeared in the fans, and said that on Saturday at the PPV, he's going to have no execuses when he beats Daniel, because he doesn't attack people from behind, and he doesn't cheat. Daniel Called out his hypocrisy, by attacking his looks, and his fake love for the business. Max then says that he wants to shut him up, and make him suffer, whilst Daniel takes Max on a trip into the future. This angered Max, who retaliated, in the only way he knows how, sex shaming Daniels Mum. Daniel went on the hunt for Max, he took out security, and was then glassed by Max. Max threatens to send him to paradise, because he has two tickets, excellent guitar riff. I liked all of this.

The Conglomeration Segment

I found something out whilst watching this segment. I have something in common with my Jack Russell puppy Jane, we both love Mark Briscoe, she got all fired up, just watching him. Agh bless.

Kazuchika Oakda vs Kyle Fletcher Continental Crown

I loved this opening match, from its fast pace, the physicality being well timed, and the near falls, allowing every burst of energy from both men, to tell the story. Okada got the win with a low blow, and a rainmaker in the knick of time. This. Was fantastic.

Swerve Strickland Segment

Swerve Strickland last week signed a contract exstension, and as a reward for himself, he bought his childhood home, he showed us around, and told stories, about how he grew up. This. Was nice. It was like watching a backwards episode of Cribs, now. I wonder if it has a fire place.

Jamie Hayter vs Robyn Renegade

Yeah, this was, what it was. Jamie Hayter, beat. Robyn Renegade in a squash match. Saraya watched on.

Roderick Strong vs Hook FTW Championship

Hook vs Roderick Strong, for the FTW Championship at some point, oh go then AEW, if you must.

Jon Moxley and Marina Shafir

Jon Moxley, and. Marina Shafir walked from the backstage area, having decked people, they dumped into The Elite, and. Moxley praised Jack Perry, they then walked to the ring, and. Mox cut a promo that went like this. I hope you're watching Darby Allin. I want to kill you Darby Allin. And, well that's it.

Orange Cassidy Segment

Chris Jericho,as it turns out is pissed off with Orange Cassidy, for wrecking his £7.0000 dollar Suite 7 years ago, you know the one that made him look like a member of Liverpool 1996 FA Cup Final team. Cassidy will face Brian Keith on Collision this week.

Marieh May vs Nyla Rose AEW Womens Championship.

Marieh May, beat. Nyla Rose to retain her AEW Womens Championship, in a decent tv match.

Deonna Purrazzo Segment

Deonna Purrazzo said that she's having a reset, and will face Shida on Collision.

Mercedes Mone Segment

Mercedes Mone came out, and cut a promo on her opponent this Saturday. Hikaru shida, she humiliated her, and told her that, there's a price to pay, when you mess with Mone. Shida then showed up on the screen, she can't beat the ace, without Camille, in stepped the fake Adam Pearce. Christopher Daniels, said that Camille is banned from ringside, for their TBS Championship match at the PPV. Sayonara indeed.

Orange Cassidy Kyle O'reilly and Will Osperay vs The Pacpool Combat Club

Bryan Danielson joined the commentary desk for this match, and it was awesome, the physicality was off the charts, the matches within the match, sold the story of what was to come perfectly. The Pacpool Combat Club got the win. Danielson came down to celebrate with his friends, but he was attacked from behind, by. The Elite, who earlier in the evening said, that they would do everything they could, to help Jack win the AEW World Heavyweight Championship, Perry was stopped by Claudio, who then called out The Bucks, telling them to put their Championships on the line at All Out. Danielson took the mic, and said to perry, that everyone is sick of him, and he's going to kick his head in, no wait sorry, he said he's going to kick his f****** head in, that's better. Pac was then battering Osperay backstage, sending him a clear message, see on Saturday William. All of this was awesome. But what came next, is one of the best angles I have ever seen.

Hangman Adam Page and Swerve Strickland Contract Signing

I have been a wrestling fan for nearly over 30 years, and this is one of the best go home segments, that i've ever seen. Swerve Strickland was out first, but Hangman was a no show, they played his entrance music twice, but he showed on the big screen walking into Swerve's house, he cut an intense promo, on the importance of family, and the repocussions of life, which spells out an eye for an eye, he then proceeded to pour petrol in Swerve's property, he walked into the garden, he sat down in Swerve's dads chair, he sipped on some whiskey, and lit the match, and watched Swerve's house go up in flames. Swerve was beside himself, as he cried in tourment. The Anger from both is going to go off, and it will seap out of every bloodstained mark on the canvas this Saturday. A Steel Cage won't be able to hold them, this needs to be unsanctioned.

Overview Of AEW Dynamite

This. Was an exceptional piece of Pro Wrestling Broadcasting, excellent matches, and phenomanal go home segments. I loved this show.

This. Is the best Dynamite of the year, and an easy 10/10.







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