My 5 Moments In WWE History That I Wish I Could Unsee.
Intro.
Over it's vast tenure. World Wrestling Entertainment has ventured into the land of cringe on multiple ocassions, From Kurt Angle singing about cracking corn. Steve Austin, dumping Golddust in a porter loo, to Bobby Lashley loving his family, yeah these are all memories that we all wish we could all unsee, for the sake of our own sanity.
5. Big Show Dresses Up As Hulk Hogan.
This wasn't funny, it was just bad. You can clearly see that the WWF back in late April had no idea what to do with Paul wight. Wrestlemania 16 was now a thing of Pro Wrestling lore, and what we got at Backlash 2000, was pure stupidity. He did everything from his speech, all the way down to Hulking up, to embracing himself, and chokeslamming Kurt Angle. Yeah this was a thing. Please bare in mind this was written before his death yesterday.
4. Kid Rock On Monday Night Raw.
It was the year 2000, and Monday Night Raw was back at the top of the ratings lists. So how do you celebrate that little known fact, you have Kid Rock play The Undertaker down to the ring, this was when Mark Calloway was embracing his true persona, because as the tides of the Pro Wrestling had changed, he needed to change, so the WWF adapted to this movement. Part of this was updating his entrance music to suite the times. Nu Metal was at the peak of it's powers, as bands like korn and Limp Bizkit were shifting records faster than you could imagine. WWE asked if they could use Kid Rocks American Badass, he played Taker to the ring on a random Episode of Monday Night Raw from June of that year, and the whole thing was unbearable, from the sound, all the way to the clear edits to cut swears. this was just bad. The deal would only last for roughly seven months, and was then changed to Rollin by Limp Bizkit, in a move that would financially viable for the band.
3. May Young Gives Birth To A Hand.
It was Febuary 2000, and the run up Wrestlemania was starting to rev up. This came just before the No Way Out PPV, and yeah, this was a thing. The Relationship between Mark Henry, and. May Young was a thing of pure disgust due to the nature of the content, and just weeks later after they did the deed, and she gave birth, whilst her awful friend The Fabulous Moolah said that she was having a baby, when in fact she gave birth to a hand. Yes that's right you heard me, a hand. I'm going to go and have a lye down, because this wasn't good for me to talk about this.
2. Katie Vick.
This is by far the most complained about segment to ever air on WWE TV here in the UK. The WWF don't have the best of relations with Ofcom, especially when they were aired on Sky TV, their former broadcast partners for nearly thirty years. This still gets talked about today, and the only thing that I can say is this. Don't Google it.
1. Sable Vs Jaqueline Fully Loaded 1998 Bikini Contest.
All of this, given what we now know, is just unwatchable. I get that the year 1998 was the wild west for the WWF, but this is all bad, when you look at what came before, and after<script async src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-4963406231585175"
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