Thursday, 9 May 2024

Aew Dynamite Review 8.5.2024

Intro

Bright lights are ready to burn, and set my soul on fire. Viva Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. Viva, oh. Viva Las Vegas. Why am I starting of this review singing like the king? this past Saturday. It was confirmed that WWE Wrestlemania 41 would be emmulating from the home of, gambling, awful singers, doing awful residentcies, and of course. Their world famous $ 4.99 steak and eggs buffet. I have mixed feelings about this. I understand that WWE want to embrace warmer weather, to appease Netflix, their new business partner, but what does this mean for Aew. Just one month later, it would the time of year that Aew holds their signature PPV. Double Or Nothing, which has been held in Vegas, Including this years 4 times, this could split the market down the middle, and that's not always a good thing from a business metric. Aew. Stateside, has seen a slight increase in their ticket revenue, but it's only by a small number, so this could have a lasting impact, that will split the audience down the divide. Personally. I hope this doesn't happen, because tribalism is a nasty thing.

Adam Copleland segment

Adam Copeland. Was seen showing up to the arena, and he told Brody King their match for the TNT Championship, will be a. No Dq match, more on that later.

Orange Cassidy vs Trent Barretta

I liked this. From Both men fighting in the fans. Trent taking an awkward knee bump, coming over a guardrail. Damn It Don Callis coming out, and sitting on commentary, the fans showed their distain for him, in his home country, whilst. Trent verbally berrated Cassidy. Trent gave Cassidy multiple piledrivers, but it wasn't enough, because. Cassidy got the win, with a roll up. This made the former Best Friend seeth with anger, he proceeded to attack Orange, he gave him a piledriver on the steel steps, he gave his throat some extreme acupuncture, thanks to the underpart of the ring. But the sight of Trent wanting to take Cassidys head off, with a car battery, was awesome, because it showed the intent he was willing to inflict. Kris Statlander, and. Damn It Don Callis, would act as mediators. This. Was great, and the looming calling of a heel Orange Cassidy, is very exciting.

The Elite segments

The Elite were then spotted in footage recorded earlier in the night, showing up to the venue, and taking. Tony Khans parking space. Jack Perry cut a promo after last weeks show went off the air, he called. Kenny Omega, a coward, telling him, he's not a hero, and that The Elite are going to change the world without him. We then heard from the best bout machine, who was sitting in his hospital bed. From the importance of family, to the pressent day, he spoke about his former friends, saying that their not the only evps, so he made the match for. Double Or Nothing. The Elite vs Team Aew. Anarchy In The Arena. This. Is. Going to be crazy. I can just feel it.

Serena Deeb segment

I liked this. From the fans doubt seeping into Deeb, to her losing not being an option, to the awful life threatening seizures, that have plagued her over the past year, to her interaction with the Timeless one Toni Storm. Their promo dual was great, funny, and fiery. Storm tried to get a cheap shot in on Deeb, but the professor counteracted this, by sparking her out, ok. Just a quick reminder. Don't piss off Serena Deeb. It's moments like this, that I feel sorry for Tony Schiavone.

Marieh May vs Harley Cameron

Ok. I'm going to be honest. I didn't like this. The match felt way to formulaic for my liking. May won, and she celebrated with her drinking friend. Mina Shirakowa. Don't get me wrong. I think it's great the women got this slot. I just feel that Aew can do much better than this.

Pac segment

I don't have a lot to say about this other than. Pac vs Jay White. Yes please, oh and Colton Gunns Geordie accent is horrible.

The Elite video package

Ok. Whatever smart person thought of this in the production meeting, give he, or she a pay rise. I loved this, it was corny. It was self indulgent, but most importantly. It was genius.

Swerve Strickland and Christian Cage

Swerve Strickland was out next, and if I said that he was a Skittles bag of happiness, then I would be telling lies. He talked about not blaming Cage for what he did last week, because he has done the same thing in the past, because if you want to get to the top, you've got to take out the person at the top, so he wasted no time in calling out, the all round nicest man in the world, and his family. Cage played on the fans local sports team, who were in the Stanley Cup Final, ( i'm British I don't get Ice Hockey ) for local sports team heat. He told Swerve that he's going to take something away from him, each week, untill there is nothing left, as his wave of momentum ends, at the feet of Christian Cage. Swerve said that he did'nt come alone, instepped the rest of his Embassy faction. Cage also said that when he looks in the mirror, he can still see gold in his teeth. Cage threatens to remove them, I think he has a second career as a dentist. Swerve goads Christian, and at that point. The Embassy turn on Swerve, by attacking him, and putting him through the announcers table. The Embassy has sold there souls to Cage, proving my point. These men, like Bart Simpson, have no souls. Cage and his family were seen backstage, with. The Elite. Does this mean that Hangman Adam Page is on his way back?

Willow Nightingale segment

Willow Nightingale was being interviewed backstage, and this lady is ready for Mercedes, but is Mercedes ready for her. Our C.E.O counteracted this later on in the show.

Jay White vs Rocky Romero

Jay White, beat. Rocky Romero in a standard tv match, that had my NJPW loving heart skipping multiple beats.

Samoa Joe segment

Former Aew World Heavyweight Champion. Samoa Joe, cut a promo whilst working out. Fear is how he falls, because other men fear him. I think he's a big Linkin Park fan, if so, then this man has great taste in music.

The Learning Tree vs Mojabi and Harlen Abbott

This. Was. A waste of time. The Learning Tree got the win, thanks to Big Bill doing all the work. And. Chris Jerichos promo afterwards was a botched filled mess.

Adam Copeland vs Brody King No Dq match for the TNT Championship

This. Match. Was a bloodsoaked war, and I loved it. From the physicality being perfectly performed, the table tease. Kings knees meeting a barricade. Copeland giving him a ddt on the apron, onto that busted him open, a steel bar being used for a crossface submission, a this is awesome chant echoing throughout the arena, to. Copeland putting king away with a sphere, coming after he was sphered through a table. Kyle O'reilly came out to make the save, and get into Copelands good graces, so he can have a title shot on Collision.

The Elite end the show

I loved this ending. The Elite came out, they had an important message for Kenny Omega. Okada wished a speedy recovery, whilst Matt Jackson verbally laid into him. Matt also said that. Tony Khan gave them no choice in doing what they, because they want to make this company great again. Nick Jackson then agreed to the match. Ftr came out, but they were'nt alone, because they brought with them. Bryan Danielson, and everyone's favourite raving nutter. Eddie Kingston. The Elite vs Team Aew. Anarchy In The Arena, at. Double Or Nothing. Yes please.

Overview Of Aew Dynamite

I liked this weeks Dynamite. It feels like storylines are developing nicely as we head into the summer months, when all roads will lead to Wembley. With the segments ranging from, good, to bad, and the in ring action remaining consistant.

This weeks Dynamite is a solid 8/10.




 

Sunday, 5 May 2024

Weekend Round Up 3.5. to 4.5 2024

Intro

In our year of 2024, we have seen upheaval, we've seen, major fan backlash, an icon has retired, a former C.E.O has fall even further into the depths of cancellation, and an owner of a company, has brought his empire further into the fallstate. But, what I think is important, the globalisation of wrestling as a genre. This weekend. WWE are bringing a major PLE to mainland Europe, when Lyon. France. Will host. WWE Backlash, and in my personal opinion, this is a good thing. Back in late 2021. WWE announced that they will be bringing a major PLE to the UK. The PLE was called. Clash At The Castle. Cardiff would hold the event, at the time this was one of the biggest shows to take place on these shores. And what has happened since then, is the start of something special, with more territories soon to be on the horizon. Stay tuned, because things are going to get interesting.

Smackdown

8 Woman Tag Match

Bayley. Naomi. Jade Cargill, and. Bianca Belair, beat. Damage Ctrl, and. Tiffany Stratton, in a fun, and well worked opening match. The fans were electric here, and there energy could be felt from the start of the broadcast, until the very end. Bianca, was backstage later on, with her team, and her anger was palpable. Bianca, eat a snickers, because your not you, when your hungry.

Theory and Waller

A Town Down Under. Austin Theory and. Grayson Waller, were backstage, and both boys said, that they could smell a scent, no lads it's not the Street Profits smoke, you can smell, its s***, check your locker room toilet.

Carmelo Hayes. Bobby Lashley segment

Carmelo Hayes, was backstage talking to Nick Aldis, when. Bobby Lashley stepped in, he tried to give Carmelo some advice, but the young and hungry dog, wasn't interested.

New Catch Republic vs AOP

Aop, beat. The New Catch Republic, in a fun tv match, that had its moments, from. Tyler Bate proving why he is called a big strong boy, when he swung akom, over his head, to AOP proving that dominance, is power, and getting the win, by slamming Bate.

Paul Heyman and Nick Aldis segment

This. Was. Genuinely excellent. Paul Heyman was talking backstage with Nick Aldis. Heyman told Aldis, for the benefit of. Kevin Owens, and. Randy Orton, their match against. Solo Sikoa, and. Tama Tonga, must be pulled from the show. Aldis told paul, he wasn't going to do that, he then admitted, to Aldis, he was the one who removed Roman Reigns from the Draft. The Smackdown GM realed in the shock, and asked one question, why? Paul said. that it would not be a good idea, with The Bloodline in the shape that it's in.

RKO Show segment

I liked all of this. Both. Randy, and. Kevin came out. Randy, and had fun with the fans. Kevin spoke in French, whilst Randy basked in the fans admiration, both men welcomed us to the first RKO Show. Paul Heyman came out. He gave both men a slice wisdom, he said that. The Bloodline is under new rules, brought in by solo and Tama, and it would be in their best interests, to not take the match tomorrow. Randy had a question for the wiseman. Who's the real Tribal Chief? Solo, and. Tama then attacked. Randy, and. Kevin Owens, security came out, and tried to control the chaos, but, they failed, because the fight would end the broadcast later on. The fans were eletric for this.

LA Knight vs Angel

LA Knight, beat. Angel in a standard tv match, he then announced himself for the king of the ring tournament, this didn't sit well with. Santos Escobar.

Carlito segment

Carlito, was being interviewed by. Byron Saxton, he tried to explain his actions for attacking Dragon Lee, that was until Lee, got his own back, and attacked him, from out of nowhere.

Atown Down Under vs The Street Profits WWE Tag Team Championship

Atown Down Under, retained their Tag Team Championships, by beating. The Street Profits, in a standard tv match. I thought the match was a bit flat if i'm honest, the action was decent, but overall the whole thing felt, a bit lofi.

Cody and AJ face to face

I loved this segment, from. Cody wearing his heart for all to see. AJ accused Cody, for not being focused enough. Both men put over the face, and, heel dynamic perfectly, from their history, of running the same roads. AJ calling the fans disrespectful, and him bringing all of Codys achievement into focus, just added an extra layer of excitement, to what is going to be a predictable match, you could say it's going to be, two sweat. AJ ended the segment by saying, what does the five fingers say to the face, slap. Be still my NJPW loving heart.

WWE Backlash

Kevin Owens and Randy Orton vs Solo  Sikoa and Tama Tonga

This. Was. A shot of adrenaline to the senses, and a great way to start the show. Both teams started the fight, before the bell rang, security came running down to the ring, and were all taken out, Kevin Owens stunned multiple members of the team, forcing Smackdown GM. Nick Aldis, to come out, and throw his hands in the metephorically, and tell'em that, this match is now a street fight, and my god it was bats*** crazy, from both teams fighting in the crowd. Randy smashing Tama onto the announcers table. Kevin put Tama through a table, with a frogsplash. Randy also went through a table, when Solo hit him with a Samoan Backdrop. Solo also had some table acupuncture, thanks to Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens hit a sick looking Brainbuster to Tama, putting him a through a bed of steel chairs, but the near fall was broken up, when. Tama's brother Tonga Loa showed up. This gave Solo Sikoa the chance to get the win for his team, by giving Kevin a Samoan spike for the win. The Bloodline is now even stronger, and even more visceral than ever.

WWE Womens Championship Match Bayley vs Naomi vs Tiffany stratton

This. Match worked as an advertisement for the developmental system, It was a three way mental game of chess, with built in bursts of energy, that allowed all three ladies to hit their stride, the physicality was timed to perfection, this allowed the match to have time to breathe. Tiffany Stratton had a fantastic showing here, the final exchanges, saw. Bayley take the win by roll up. I liked all of this.

Damien Priest vs Jey Uso WWE Heavyweight Championship

I liked all of this. Jeys entrance was a sight to be seen, when french fans held the phones up in salute to the loan Uso. Both mens styles meshed together well, the match was heavily story led, thanks to. JD Mcdonagh, and Finn Balor, coming out. But overall this was a decent showcase for Priest. The physicality, and, chemistry, between both men was clear to see, this allowed the match to run its course, and please the fans in attanence. Priest retained his Championship, in an enjoyable match.

WWE Record Gate Announcement

The WWE then announced that over the past two nights. WWE have broken their own record for an indoor arena show. This. Was. Fantastic to hear. But for all french fans in attendence. I don't think your bank balances are going to thank you, anytime soon.


The Kabuki Warriors vs Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill WWE Womens Tag Team Championship Match

This to me, was a lofi burner, that took a while to get going, but when it did, it felt like it was over to soon. Bianca, and. Jade got the win, and they're now our new WWE Womens Tag Team Championship. I don't know what else to say.

Cody Rhodes vs AJ Styles WWE Undisputed

This match was brilliant, the fans were electric throughout the show, but here, they were on another level. Both men benefitted from this, the fans became the focal point of the match, acting like a fourth man in the ring, making this a must see, and a treat for fans, who were watching from home. The two Georgia boys had a fantastic barn dance of a match, the physicality helped weave the story, of anything you can do. I can do better. Cody, and. AJ dug deep into their arsenal, in order to make magic happen, and the fans lapped it up. The near falls were timed to perfection, and the final exchange, saw. Cody retain his Championship with a cross Rhodes.

Overview Of The Weekend

From Smackdown acting like, eating a desert before your main course, whilst Saturdays PLE, took the form of a delicous steak and chips, that just kept on coming, even after I was full. This weekend has been a blast, that I have enjoyed, so here's hoping, that WWE can do this again, when Scotland, and. Germany, come a calling later this summer. either way, these times they are a changing.

Friday Night Smackdown is a high 7/10.

And Backlash 2024 is a high 9/10.


Thursday, 2 May 2024

Aew Dynamite Review 2.5.2024

Intro

Agh yes. The Road to. Double Or Nothing. Over the past few years. I have enjoyed the build to this event, and so far, things are looking good. The Elites Succession esc protocols are proving to be a great story device, and all of the ramifications from that, which could have devastaing consequences, and exciting promise, over the next few months. This. Is, going to be great viewing, and I can't wait to see everything unfold.

Tony Khan Introduction

Tony Khan tried to give an update on his health, live from the Jacksonville Jaguars headquarters, but before he could mention. The Elite. Matthew, and. Nicholas took over, and cut his feed. They explained, that he can't fire them, because of a claws in their contract, and from this point on, they would be taking over the show. Renee Paquette, interviewed The Elite later on in the show. Matthew, and. Nicholas stepped aside, so that. Jack Perry could explain his actions for last week. He put over the fact that Tony Khan used him as a sacrifice, which brought forward his scapegoat persona, huh, sacrifice. Jack Perry, is clearly a Creed fan. This. Would. Be act as great storythread, that would run throughout the show. I loved all of this.

Swerve Strickland segment

I loved all of this. Swerve spoke from the heart, and it was great to see. Strickland spoke from the heart, saying his actions over the past week, are that of a true fighting Champion. He called out The Elite, saying what they did last week was a bitch move. Matthew, and. Nicholas, then appeared on screen, and told him who his Number one contender will be. Christian Cage came out, he proceeded to cut Swerve down to this, whilst levelling up some lst, based on revenge, and humiliation. Cage, and his family, then attacked Swerve. Cage stood over Strickland whilst delivering his words. Nana took a good chunk of the abuse. 

Adam Copeland vs Bubby Matthews

I didn't like this. I thought it was slow, and lethargic. Copeland retained his belt, but what came next was even more farsical. Copeland attacked Matthews, with a steelchair, but, before he was about to give him a concerto. The lights went out, and when they came back on. Malakai Black was standing their taunting copeland, with Matthews joining in. Later in the evening. Kyle O'reilly was seen eyeing up Copelands Championship.

Samoa Joe vs Isiah Cassidy

Samoa Joe wrecked Isiah Cassidy, in a short tv match. This. Was. Decent, but not great, because to me this says, that. Aew have no plans for Joe.

Skye Blue segment

Skye Blue, then said that she wants a shot at. Willow Nightingale TBS Championship. Willow would later on answer this, oh and one other thing. Can I please have more Stokeley Hathaway on my tv please.

Orange Cassidy segment

I liked all of this. It's rare that Orange Cassidy gives promos, but when he does, it feels like a real treat, and this was no differant, however it was tinged with a sad thread of reality. He spoke from the heart, as he dug in deep, when telling us fans, that, due to Chucks injury that he sustained during the Parking Lot Brawl, he has been told that his wrestling career is over, he then called out. Trent Barretta. But. Trent cut him off, calling him selfish, and an attention seeker. Cassidy took this to heart, and went for Trent. A team load of security came out to seperate them, and just as Cassidy was about to leave, out came. Damn Don Callis, who took him away. This. Is. Very promising. Heel Cassidy. Yes please. 


Chris Jericho vs Katsuyori Shibata FTW Championship

Even though i'm not the biggest fan of Chris Jericho these days. I had a lot of fun watching this at 8.30 in the morning. From hockey pucks, being used as weapons, both men exchanging chops, making their chests look like roast ham. Jericho taking trash can headbutts, and both men having a sit down lightsaber battle with kendo sticks, was a delight. Jericho got the win. after Big Bill got involved, Chokeslamming Shibata through a table. This. Was. Enjoyable, but I still feel that Jerichos act, has become stale to its bare bones. But, just one other thing. If you don't think that Chris taking a shot to the balls, with a kendo stick isn't funny, then I don't know what to tell you, other than. like Bart Simpson, you've got not soul.

Claudio Castagnoli vs Brian Cage

Claudio Castagnoli, beat. Brian Cage in a decent tv match, by submission. He also gave a great promo in footage from after Collision, whilst he was walking to his renter car. If only he had bags from Tesco.

Marieh May vs Serena Deeb

Serena Deeb, beat. Marieh May in a decent tv match. She will now face. Toni Storm at. Double Or Nothing. This. Was. Decent.

Kenny Omega segment

For the first time in six months, we saw. Kenny Omega. Kenny has been away recovering from diverticulitis, and his promo, was rivetting, and emotional, in equal measure. He talked about the hell he has gone, from the prospect of retirement, and the real worry about his long term health. He put over the wrestlers, who put the company on their back, in his absense, and called out his former friends, and complete s*** bags. The Elite. This. Was. When Kazuchika Okada came out. The visual of both men facing each other was awesome. Fans were on side from the start. Chanting. This is awesome. Okada called himself the best bout machine, this set up something that every wrestling wants. Okada vs Omega 5. Kenny told Okada, to give him a few months. Which could mean. Forbidden Door, or possible. All In at Wembley Stadium, either way i'm very excited. But all of this was a rouse. Jack Perry attacked Kenny from behind. The Elite came and gave their former friend, an evp trigger, to end the broadcast, but the beat down continued afterwards on Rampage. Kenny was stretchered out of the arena, and whilst he was being taken to the back. The Elite hijacked his stretcher to end the attack. This. Was. Brilliant. And a great way to end the show.

Overview Of Aew Dynamite

I know this episode of Dynamite, has got its detractors, and I understand all the complaints, but. I enjoyed most of. The in ring work, went from, poor to good, whilst the segments stole the show.

This weeks Aew Dynamite is a solid 7/10.


Tuesday, 30 April 2024

WWE Monday Night Raw Review 30.4.2024

Draft Picks

Ok, guys were going to get straight into it, because there is a lot to unpack. The red brand drafted. Imperium. Damage Ctrl. Cm Punk. Braun Strowman. The Lwo. Drew Mcintyre. The Judgement Day. Ilja Dragunov. The New Day. Lyra Valkyria. The Final Testement, and. Big Bronson Reed, whilst the blue brand is getting. Jade Cargill. Kevin Owens. The Pride. Tiffany Stratton. Legado Delfantasma. Shinsuke Nakamura. Naomi. Chelsea Green, and. Piper Niven. Pretty Deadly. Candace Lerae, and. Indi Hartwell. DIY, and. Blair davenport. I liked most of these developments, and all of implications that will come from it. I give it a month, before talent start jumping brands, rendering the draft, utterly pointless.

Logan Paul shows up

Logan Paul showed up, with some famous friends. I Show Speed. I have no idea who that is, ( I'm getting old ) and. Patrick Mahomes. The Kansas City Chiefs Quarter Back. And guess what, they were drinking, that God awful lighter fluid known as Prime. Don't give it to your kids. It's utter trash.

Becky Lynch. Liv Morgan. Nia Jax Promotrain

Our new WWE Womens Champion Becky Lynch coming out, she talked about her bloodsoaked history with the state of Kansas, and how six years later she's still on top, and that she's been waiting two years to get her title back. But. Championships are not meant for winning, there made for defending, and just like magic, out walked. liv Morgan. Liv said that she feels like she's owed a shot, after she did what. Becky couldn't do, take out. Rhea Ripley. Becky tried to do a role reversal. But, she was interrupted by Nia Jax. She tries to own her superiority, but she was booed out of the building. Nia said that she would love to have a win, on her last night on the red brand, and at that point, the song. Celebrate by. Cool And The Gang played, in both. Liv, and. Becky's heads. I didn't like this. It felt a bit flat, and went nowhere.

Gunther vs Xavier Woods

Gunther, beat. Xavier Woods. In a standard tv match, that was decent, not great, but decent. I loved the sight of. Kofi Kingston doing his best Mickey from Rocky Impersonation. Don't throw in the towel.

Jey Uso Segment

WWE started to sow the seeds for Jey Uso, vs. Logan Paul. Now do I want to see that, well in the words of Jey. Yeeeeeeet.

WWE gives back

WWE then gave back, whilst the Kansas Chiefs, were on their Superbowl victory tour. A gunman opened fire on a crowd injuring, and killing people. But one brave fan, found his way onto the teams bus, to get shelter. The kids name is. Joey Bargonzi. This moment was truly special, because. Before the show went live, he welcomed the crowd to Monday Night Raw.

Logan Paul segment ( this followed the 2nd draft round )

Logan Paul, and. I Show Speed, walked down to the ring, after giving the respective brands their picks. Logan Called out. Jey Uso calling him stupid. This turned into hilarious chaos. Jey Uso came out, and didn't say much. He was flanked by. The Judgment Day. Jey attacked Finn, and. Mcdonagh. Logan went to Patrick Mahomes, and got his Superbowl ring, he went to punch Jey, but ended smacking Jd. Jey was attacked by Logan, and a returning Monster amongst men. Braun Strowman came out to even the numbers. This. Was. what it was.

Chad Gable segment

Chad Gable was then taken out by. sami Zayn, after he read. The Alpha Academy the riot act. I love heel Chad Gable. 

Big Bronson Reed vs Sami Zayn Intercontinental Championship

Sami Zayn vs Big Bronson Reed was thrown out, after. Chad Gable got Involved. Yeah. I don't know what to make of this.

Drew Mcintyre segment ( this followed draft round 3 )

I loved all of this. Drew came out, and said that he's not happy, with the fact that Cm Punk has been chosen over him. He called Punk, a bitch, and a coward. Punks music started to play, But he was nowhere to be seen, that was until the camera showed him in the posh seats. ( lucky for some ) This led to him and Drew, playing a game of cat and mouse. Punk sat in the ring, and cut a perfect promo on Drew, that felt like a blistering shot to my senses. This. Was. Brilliant.

WWE sowing more seeds

WWE continued to sow even more seeds, this time it was. Bron Breakker vs Sheamus. You love to see it.

 Candace Lerae vs Maxxine Dupri

Candace Lerae, beat. Maxxine Dupri in a flat tv match. Ok. look. I'm just going to be honest. I hated this match, and the entire feud. It's both ladies fault, because I place that at the hands of the booker.

The Human oven

Even. The Human Ovens dad thinks his Moustace look ridiculous. I mean you can't unsee it, once you've viewed it.

Liv Morgan vs Nia Jax

Liv Morgan, beat Nia Jax in short, and nearly unwatchable match, she hit her with her oblivion finisher, thanks to Naomi, and. Tiffany Stratton, having a bust up at ringside.

Awesome Truth vs The Alpha Academy WWE Tag Team Championship

This. Was. Predictable, and tame, with its execution. The Awesome Truth got the win to retain their belts, there comedy patter earlier in the night, led to Chad Gable getting sparked out.

Jay Uso. Andrade, and. Ricochet vs The Judgement Day

From bad communication, between these guys, that ran throughout the broadcast, until this. The match was fine, nothing much to write home about. Jey, and his mates got the win, thanks to. Jd Mcdonagh, which acted as a launch pad, to sow the seeds of decention within The Judgement Day.

Overview Of Monday Night

This. Weeks. Monday Night Raw, was a let down. The matches felt flat, and the promos were hit and miss, the editions of. Stephanie Mcmahon. Alundra Blaze. The APA, and that absolutely class act Teddy Long, made for a nice piece of Nostalgia, but this didn't make up for the short comings throughout the show.

This weeks Monday Night Raw is a low 5/10. 


Sunday, 28 April 2024

Smacklillision Weekend Round Up The Draft edition 27. 28. 4. 2024

Intro

With WWE's annual Draft, having already started by the time of me writing this intro. The normality of this time of year starts to come into effect, last weekend, and early into this week, with multiple talents being let go from the promotion, including. Jinder Mahal. Sanga. Veer. Xia Li. Xyon Quinn. All being released alongside. Von Wagner, and. Cameron Grimes. Even though i'm fully aware that the industry can be incredibly cruel, and harness awful practices, i feel that this is the nastier side of the sports industry as a whole, taking advantage of hungry talent, by eating them up, and spitting them out. It's an unessciary practice that needs to stop, in our year of 2024, as the argumenet of a company's eyes becoming to big for there belly, doesn't hold up anymore in my opinion. You would hear stories back in the nineties, when. Pro surfers would get dropped by major sponsors, and the aftermath that came with it, would have a heavy price. This whole attitude needs to stop, for all that is fair and right.

Smackdown

Cody Rhodes backstage footage

The Started with the confirmation that. Cody Rhodes, is the new. John Cena, because he was signing a lot of pictures, that get sold at the merch table. It's known that John would have to box loads of these before every show.

Kayla Braxton. Paul Heyman Segment

Paul Heyman told Kayla Braxton, that. Roman Reigns, has taken himself out of the running, to be drafted, this would have bad consequences later on for him, when. Solo and Tama showed up later, a fight would break when KO attacked the pair, leaving refs, and security to come in and break it up.

Cody Rhodes and AJ Styles Contract signing

This. Was. A decent opening segment. From both men going through their history loosely, them shairing their love for Cody's dad Dusty, AJ said that he is refocused, which is why he beat LA Knight last week, to earn a shot at Cody's championship. Cody counteracted this perfectly, and told. AJ that when they meet at Backlash, all the respect that he has for AJ, will be put to one side, because this won't be a dream match, it will be a matter of retention, both men put pen to paper, and that was that, the match was made official for Backlash.

The Draft all 4 rounds

Ok guys this isn't going to be easy, so i'm going to marry all 4 rounds together.

Round 1

Round 1 saw the red brand get. Seth Freakin Rollins, and. Jey Uso, whilst the blue brand got. Bianca Belair, and. Carmelo Hayes. Carmelo would later come out, and challenge Cody Rhodes, Cody accepted, and the main event. I love Carmelo Hayes, and the fact that he has been called from NXT, makes me very happy.

Round 2

Round 2 saw the red brand get. Liv Morgan, and Bron Breakker, whilst the blue brand got. Randy Orton, and. Nia Jax. Before this took place. Bron Breakker, destroyed Cedric Alexander in a squash match.

Round 3

Round 3 saw the brand get. Ricochet, and. Sheamus, whilst the blue brand got. LA Knight, and. The Bloodline. I just want to take some, to talk the abuse that sheamus has been getting online. Just stop it, bodyshaming isn't funny, it's not big, it's not clever. So just don't do it.

Round 4

Round 4 saw. The Alpha Academy, and. NXT call up. Kiana James, go to the red brand, whilst the blue brand got. AJ Styles, and Andrade. All of these picks made a lot of sense, and as for Kiana James being called up. I just hope that the main roster booking can utilise her talents. Plus the guest announcers, that ranged from, the great. Cody Rhodes. HHH. Michelle Mccool. Tori Wilson, and of course Teddy Long, made for nice pieces of nostalgia, whilst appearances from The Dudley Boyz, left me feeling bemused, and a JBL appearance, had me thinking, why have they asked this awful human being to be here on this night. I mean Baron Corbin is nowhere to be seen.

Rey Mysterio and Dragon Lee vs Angel and Humberto

Rey Mysterio, and. Dragon Lee, beat. Angel, and Humberto, in a flat tv match, but it was all about the aftermath. Santos Escobar, and. Electra Lopez, came out, and. Santos had some footage that cleared his name, when Rey and his Lwo accused Santos, of attacking. Dragon Lee, and guess what. The Culprit was none other that Carlito, that apple munching bastard.

Bianca Belair segment

Kayla Braxton interviewed Bianca Belair. Bianca put over her confidence, when saying that her tag partner. Jade Cargill will be drafted to Friday Nights, and the fact that they will be tag team champions. The Kabuki Warriors walked on to the stage, and tried to imtimidate Bianca, that was until Jade Cargill came out to even the numbers. All four ladies were rudely interrupted, by a brawling Kevin Owens, and Tama Tonga, both men brawled down to the ring, with kevin taking most of the offence. That was until. Solo Sikoa came out, to put preassure on KO, but just when all hope was gone, out came. Randy Orton to even the numbers.

Tiffany Stratton vs Naomi

This. Was. Pointless, the match was thrown out when newly drafted Nia Jax, came out and wrecked Bayley, who was sitting at ringside, on commentary. Naomi came out to help her friend, and was taken out by Jax. stratton took full advantage, by giving both. Bayley, and. Naomi a pme. Nick Aldis later on informed us, that the Womens Championship will now be contested in a triple threat Match, at Backlash, between Bayley. Tiffany Stratton, and. Naomi. But do you know what was an even bigger treat. Teddy Long entered stage left, and told us that. Kevin Owens, and. Randy Orton, will face. Solo Sikoa, and. Tama Tonga, in a tag Match, with The Undertaker player. I mean just imagine it, if The Deadman just magically turned up during that match at Backlash, it's called the Teddy Long effect. And you love to see it. I love that man.

The Final Testement segment

From a continuous camera shot. The Final testement showed that you've acted like a bunch of naughty school children, by attacking The New Catch Republic. Oh that Final Testement, what are they like.

Carmelo Hayes vs Cody Rhodes

This. Was. A great look in differant contrasts of styles. Carmelo, and. Cody had a lofi banger, that made me think. The future of wrestling is bright. I have known for at least 3 years now, that. Carmelo Hayes has a bright future in front of him, even though I have gone cold a bit on the NXT product of late. I have always been a fan of Carmelo, his partnership with Trick williams was a treat to watch, and his match with Cody was a perfect balance, even though he came up short here, It should make us as fans feel safe in the knowledge that good talent is coming WWE's developmental system.

Aew Collision

Swerve Strickland Segment

The show started with, the first promo of Swerve Stricklands Championship reign. The emotion of the moment was written all over his face, and it was a sight to see. The chant of thank you Swerve, rung around Aew's spiritual home, he put over. Willow Nightingale, whilst slating The Elite, for putting their hands on Tony Khan, calling them bitches, forshadowing something that could come in the future, and giving. Danielson, and. Osperay their flowers. He then opened the floor for an open challenge, for his Aew World Heavyweight Championship. Claudio Castagnoli answered the call. Both men stared each other down. Swerve tried to cut his catchphrase, but. Claudio stopped him, and told him, that he accepted the challenge. Swerve said, that he's on, and the main event was then set. I liked all of this.

Tony Khan Update

Tony Schiavone gave us an update, on. Tony Khans health, after what happened to him on Wednesday night, at the hands of The Elite. He put over his disgust, whilst I pissed myself laughing, at the thought of Tony Khan, and that ridiculous neckbrace, that he wore in the Jacksonville Jaguars war room, during the NFL Draft. Oh well, at Shad had a great time.

The Bang Bang Gang vs Top Flight and Action Andretti

I wasn't a big fan of this match. I just think that something was missing from this. As time has gone by. I have grown tiresome of. The Bang Bang Gang. The ass boys, just don't gel to me. Jay White is a great worker, and deserves better than this. The Match had some good action, but it didn't hook me in. The Bang Bang Gang got the win.

The House Of Black Segment

The House Of Black said that one of them, will answer. Adam Copelands Cope Ope challenge, for his TNT Championship. This Wednesday on Dynamite.

Rey Fenix vs The Beast Mortos

This. Was. A physical war, that was a perfect look at two Mexican styles of wrestling, meshing together perfectly. This. Was. A lofi burner, that grew in time, to become a solid outing for both men. Mortos took the majority of the offence. Both men put in a shift, in order to create their art. The in ring work was great, and their chemistry was great. Fenix got the win, in his first match back in six months. I liked all of this.

Orange Cassidy Segment

Orange Cassidy. Was interviewed backstage. He sold his confliction, over the situation with. Chuck, and. Trent. Am I the only person, who's thinking of Sue in all of this. Oh well. RIP Sues mini van then. No more rides from mummy.

Rush vs Martin Stone

Rush, beat. Martin Stone. In a sustained tv squash match. Martin Stone looks familiar, and I can't quite put my finger on where I have seen him?

Timeless Toni Storm vs Ana Jay

Timeless Toni Storm, beat. Ana Jay, in decent tv Womens match. I liked this.

The Acclaimed vs The Grizzled Young Veterans

I liked this. The Match was decent, from the moment that Max Castors, scripted rap came out from the mic, to ( insert Scouse accent here ) THE GRIZZLED YOUNG VETERANS, SOON TO BE RECOGNISED AS. Jurgen Klopp fan boys. Their entrance gear is heavily inspired by LFC. ( lord Kows why, their s*** ) The match was great, and a solid reminder of what WWE tried to ruin. The Acclaimed got the win. In what was a fun match.

Shibata segment

Katsuyori Shibata, gave his thoughts on Chris Jericho, ahead of their match on Dynamite this wednesday. He said that he is going to take his FTW Championship. He also said that he will deal Shane Taylor Promotions, this prompted. Daniel Garcia to come in, and offer his help. Shibata agreed. So Tony Khan put them in a tag match on Rampage, against STP members Shane Taylor, and. Lee Moriarty.

 World Heavyweight Championship Swerve Strickland vs Claudio Castagnoli

The main event saw. Claudio Castagnoli, challenge. Swerve strickland for his newly won. Aew World Heavyweight Championship. This. Was. Another great clash of styles, moulding together. Both men exampled, a great back and forth, The surrounding staging would get used as a weapon, on two occasions, The near falls helped create a strong sense of drama, thankfully to the match having plenty time to breathe. Swerve retained, with the aid of his house call finisher. Now. This is how you kick start a World Championship reign.

Overview Of The Weekend

With one show, laying out its cards before a major PLE, and the other feeling like they have a point to prove. This weekends wrestling, has been an interesting study in contrast, that rarely gets seen on tv, and I feel that's important to remember, when looking at shows through a lens.

This Weeks Smackdown is a solid 7/10. ( just for Teddy Long ) 

And Aew Collision is a solid 8/10.














Thursday, 25 April 2024

Aew Dynamite Review 25.4.2024

Intro

Reinvention can sound like an ugly word, but in the terms of the annals of wrestling history, it has at times, been seen as a green light for creativity to shine through. Aew needed a reset, after two weeks of bad press, and now that Aew Dynasty is in the rearview mirror. The time is now, to show the world that, Tony Khans little promotion that can, is putting their best foot forward once again.

The Elite show

In footage shown earlier in the day. The elite were seen showing up to Aew's spiritual home Daily's Place, with a certain Scapegoat. Jack Perry, this would be a running theme throughout the broadcast. Alex Mahvez would try and get a word with them, when they were seen entering, and later on leaving Tony Khans office. Nick Jackson told Mahvez, that Khan has agreed to meet with Perry in the centre of the ring later tonight, you can tell, that this is going to be good.

Orange Cassidy segment

Orange Cassidy was chucked out onto the stage, like a wet towel, by that dastardly Trent Barretta, he wasted no time in calling out. Chuck Taylor. He told Chuck, that it was time to make a choice. Trent Lauded himself over Cassidy, calling him a p****, whilst reinventing their history. Chuck Chose Orange, just like Ash Ketchum when he chose Pikachu. Chuck called his former Best Friend a piece of s***, and challenged him to a parking lot fight. This will go down on Rampage, this Saturday.

Swerve Strickland vs Kyle Fletcher World Title Eliminator

 our first match of the night, featured our new Aew World Champion. Swerve Strickland. I liked all of this. The match told a solid story, that would come to light later on in the show. Swerve took 80% of the offence, and took Fletcher to school. The Physicality was on point, their chemistry was great to see, and. Swerve kicks off his reign, with a well earnt win.


Renee Paquette Thunder Rosa

Renee Paquette Interviewed Thunder Rosa, who said that she was proud of what she did on Sunday, at the PPV. Deonna Purrazzo didn't feel the same way, and the two ladies had a cat fight.

Mina Shirikawa vs Anna Jay

This. Was. A lofi burner that took a while to get going, and when it did. Mina got the win by roll up. Marieh May got in the ring to celebrate with her former Stardom Tag Team Partner, but was decked by Anna Jay. Toni Storm came down to make the save, when who should step out on the rampway, none other than Sereena deeb, who made a promise to the fans, that the next time she touches the belt, she will be the new Aew womens Champion. This. Has. A lot of promise, that I can't wait to see unfold.

Willow Nightingale Championship Celebration

Ok. I'm just going to say it. If you don't like Willow Nightingale, then, like Bart Simpson, you have no soul. I loved this segment, from kris Statlanders awful rapping. Patrice Coleman showcasing his great singing voice, and of course. Stokeley Hathaway, being. Stokeley Hathaway. Willows joy was visible for all two see, and it was glorious. Mercedes Mone came out, and the pair had an excellent promo dual, from subtle digs, to. Willow wanting Mercedes at 100%, which brought in the looming question of. Can she beat Mercedes when she is fully fit? to the l.t.s that has come with this terrority. I liked all of this, but, just one other thing, Who Attacked Mercedes a couple of weeks ago? Here's looking at you Statlander.

Casino Gauntlet Match

Will Osperay, beat. Jay White. Dante Martin.Penta. Kyle O'reily. Lance Archer, and Kommander, in a fun Gauntlet match. He will now face Roderick Strong at Double Or Nothing, for the International Championship. Strong came out with his Undisputed Kingdom faction, for a stair down. All isn't right with the Damn It Don Callis Family.

Chris Jericho segment

Look. I don't know what to make of this, other. Come on kids lets go sit under Chris Jericho's learning tree. His promo wasn't great at all. His delivery felt forced, and the fact that Big Bill, has been dragged into this, makes me think. What's the point of this, and one other thing. Please don't have Hook join this group, for the love of him upstairs, don't do that.

Jon Moxley vs Powerhouse Hobbs IWGP World Heavyweight Championship

Jon Moxley retained his IWGP World, beating Powerhouse Hobbs. In a match that I can only describe as a slugfest. And I loved it. 

Tony Khan face to face with Jack Perry

This. Was. A great segment, don't get me wrong. I understand that it will have its detractors, but I loved what I saw here. Perry comes out to the ring. He puts over Jacksonville, and then asks Tony Khan to come out. He goes over the times they have had. From setting out to change the world, and the roads they have travelled, to this. Perry asked for a handshake, and to be reinstated. Khan obliged, he shook Perry's hand, put after he raised. Perry attacked him, making him fear for his life. The Elite tried to reason with him, but ended toying with Khan, they ended the segment by giving him, a top rope piledriver. Medics, and talent came out from the back, to help their fallen boss, as. The Elite thanked the Jacksonville fans to end the show.

Overview Of Aew Dynamite

Now this what I call a return to form. I enjoyed all of this. The promos went from bad, to excellent, and the in ring work followed the same direction. This weeks Dynamite is the true meaning of reinvention, as. Tony Khan has started to spin several positive plates, that could have some fascinating outcomes.

This weeks Dynamite is a high 8/10.




 

Monday, 22 April 2024

My Take Away points From Aew Dynasty

Intro

Due to my work schedule, I was unable to give you guys a full review of the show. So having just watched what was an excellent PPV, it has inspired me to tell the world my thoughts on the show, so sit back, and grab a couple of bags of more to share molteasers, and lets do this.

Point 1

Money well spent

This past March saw two of the biggest debuts in the young promotions history. Mercedes Mone, and. Kazuchika Okada, at Aew Dynamite Big Business, even the Mercedes is still yet to set the world on fire. Okada is starting to fit in like a glove, his heel character siding with The Young Bucks, bringing to life the heel Elite faction to the fore front of Aew. His Match last night against Pac, was solid fluidity being served to the masses, and a mental game of chess, that i'm going to go back and watch again, at a later point this week. Do I think this is going to lead to him vs Kenny Omega, yes I do, but given the fact that there is no limit for kenny's return from diverticulitis. This could be a case of, good things come to those who wait.

Point 2

Right Time Right Place

The show saw 3 three championships change hands. The Young Bucks became three time Tag Team Champions, whilst. Willow Nightingale, and. Swerve strickland became the new womens TBS Champion, and. World Heavyweight champion respectively. Swerve Strickland is the first African american, to become Aew World Heavyweight Champion. I'm so onboard with this, because I don't feel that African Americans, get a lot of credit in wrestling, and it's a shame. Him befeating. Samoa Joe wasn't just a call to arms, it was a call for needed change in the industry. I can't wait to see what is in store for Swerve in the future as champion. And even though I think Willow, is going to be a transitional Champion, this is going to wonders for the happiest women in wrestling, now don't mess this up Tony.

Point 3

The Reliance on Chris Jericho needs to stop

Over the past two years, It feels like chris Jericho's career, has been stuck in mid card vortex, that has only seemed to get worse with time. Back on Christmas Day. Chris Jericho got into a twitter war, with. Cm Punks Lawyer Steven P, after the latter Claimed that he had to sign an NDA, in regards to what happened at All Out 2022. Jericho denied it, prompting Nick Hauman of. Haus Of Wrestling, to ask, what about those who you make sign them. whilst listing him next to Harvey Weinstein. How has this bled into on screen character. In the face of what came out, fans became dispondant when it came, to the once loved performer, and ever since those dangerous allegations came out. His act has become stale, pathetic, and lifeless. His Match with Hook last night, wasn't bad at all, but the fans didn't reprocate that, chanting, please retire, Fozzy sucks, and, go home Jericho go home chants, could be heard all around the arena. Jericho has real go away heat, and If Tony Khan doesn't act, and listen to the fans, they won't walk with their wallets, they just won't watch, heat like this can be damaging.

Danielson vs Osperay

This Match was excellent. The Internet can be a fickle place, with some people saying, it was the match of the year, whilst others saying it was just good, ( here's looking at you Jim Cornette ) personally I thought it was a fast paced blast to the sences. look I don't think it matters were you sit, because were all differant, if we all liked the same stuff, the world would be a boring place.

Overview

So guys there you have it. My points on Aew Dynasty. I hope you enjoyed this piece, 

Just a heads up, their will be no Monday Night Raw review tommorow, due to me swapping shifts in my day job. So I will catch you on Thursday for my  Aew Dynamite Review. So until then take care guys.


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