Wrestling film and tv counteractions

    Intro

Phrases and scenes in any form of medium, can at times be over used, but on occasion both, film, and, tv, have been used in Pro Wrestling, whether it's themed tv shows, or film parodies through cosplay, this, to me is something I find interesting as a film fan, so with that said here are some examples.

                            Rey Mysterio Wrestlemania 25 The Dark Night

Roughly 16 months before Mania 25. In January of 2008, the world woke up to the news that Heath Ledger had passed away, he had finished filming The Dark Night, in which he played The Joker, in christopher Nolans Batman trilogy. This sent shockwaves throughout Hollywood, and the world over, this would start off a chain of events in which critics would call the film cursed, after Morgan Freeman, who played Lucius Fox in the film series, would also go on to be hospilitised, after he had a car accident. Morgan would go on to make a full recovery, whilst the loss of Ledger, is still felt until this very day. Rey Mysterio would go on to pay tribute to Heath Ledger, when he came down to the ring, in gear inspired by The Joker Character, for his match against JBl, this wasn't someone latching onto a popular film, this was someone saying, It's ok for someone to inspire others, even though their gone.

Chucky NXT Halloween Havoc 2021

Agh yes. Chucky. Everyone's favourite foul mouthed Good Guy Doll. Chucky has had an interesting history with Pro Wrestling, from appearing on a WCW PPV, in the early 90's, for the promotion of Childs play 3, a film that was highly controversial here in the UK, when it was sighted in the murder of Jamie Boulger, as being an influence of evil, that forced the film to banned for a period of time on VHS here in the UK. Chucky would also go on to appear on this broadcast of WWE NXT, in the carnation that saw. He Who Shall Not Be Named, and his minion Bruce Pritchard, take full control of, after HHH, had suffered a heart attack. Ok this show wasn't very good if I recall, but seeing everyones Good Guy Doll decide who faces who in Halloween themed matches, was a bit of cheaptrick, because. I would have put him on commentary, instead of Boooker T, so he could piss off Vic Grimes Joseph, did you get The Walking Dead Reference, oh forget it.

Leatherface AEW Fight For The Fallen

What Can I say about this segment other. Karen Jarrett getting chased by Leatherface, well as it turns out not a lot.

Chris Jericho Wrestlemania 25 The wrestler

In the build to his match against Ricky The Dragon Steamboat, at the 25th edition of the show of shows. Chris Jericho would taunt the legends of yesteryear, by saying that all of their old achievements, were just that, old achievements, from the past, that replocated everything that was seen, In Darren Afronofsky's The Wrestler. Mickey Rourke played Randy The Ram Robinson, a down and out Wrestler who was coming to terms with a normal life, after his fame had fleeted. Jericho was chinned by Rourke at the show.

Chris Jericho A Clockwork Orange

Even though. Chris Jericho's run in Tony Khans little promotion that can, has screamed please go away, over the past 18 months, it hasn't always been this way, back in 2019 when signed for the promotion, this started off a resurgence in his career, that had flagged under the WWE banner, his stint in NJPW, was seen as a good move, but it was the 1st episode of AEW's flagship show Dynamite, that he would Debut. The Inner Circle, a roughneck group of villains that echoed aspects of the droogs from A Clockwork Orange, everything from their attitude, to the attraction of gang violence, with Jericho acting like an all seeing eye in the same way, that Malcolm Mcdowells Character Alex delarge did. I loved this, as it had me saying at the time. Viddy well Chris, Viddy well.

 

My top 5 WWE PPV's  From The noughties

Intro

Agh, yes, the noughties, the decade that brought us the birth of live reality tv, the rise of online dating, and of course. Daphne And Celeste, but, like milk under the sun, some of these have aged badly, but the question that I have is this, have my favourite ever WWE PPV's from the noughties aged badly. Well lets find out.

5 Royal Rumble 2000

A botch finish to the Rumble match, that had everyone in my school was talking about. The Hardy Boyz vs The Dudley Boyz. HHH, and. Cactus Jack, having a classic of a Street, to. Mae Young doing the thing, that if I talk about it, all of those years that I have spent in therapy, in order to forget about it, will be for nothing. Don't Google it kids. I don't want to inflict those memories on to you.

4 WWE Backlash 2000

Chris Jericho, and. That Monster, had a great match for the Intercontinental Championship. The Big Show cosplayed as a racist, and. HHH, and. The Rock had a barn burner of a main event, which saw the second public appearance, in nearly six months, for. Stone Cold Steve Austin, this was special, because at the time, it was unclear, whether or not Austin would return at all, he was the guest enforcer, that had been brought in, to give some order, to a main event, that had been infested by The Mcmahon family. The Rock became the WWF Champion on this night, after he delivered a Rock Bottom to The Game, and then he and Austin, drank it down with liquid refreshment. You love to see it.

3 WWE Fully Loaded 2000

The Rock, and. The Monster, had a class main event. Kurt Angle vs The Undertaker was fun, and. HHH, and Chris Jericho, had a brilliant Last Man Standing Match, need I say anymore.

2 WWE Wrestlemania 16

Yeah, alright I know that this isn't the best Mania, but the reason this even gets on my list is because, It's the first one I watched with friends. The card on paper looked good, however it was poorly executed. The Triple Threat Ladder Match between. The Hardy Boyz. Edge And Christian, and. The Dudley Boyz, however, saved this card.

1 WWE Wrestlemania 17

Kurt Angle vs The Monster. TLC 2. HHH vs The Undertaker in a. No Holds Barred Match. And. He Who shall Not Be Named vs Shane Mcmahon, ian a Street Fight, and of course. The Rock vs Stone Cold Steve Austin, need I say anymore. Nope I don't think so.

 

Monday Night Raw Review 5.8.2024

Intro

Now that the biggest party of the Summer, is just a drunken hangover for another year. The focus, will now be on Bash In Berlin, and as the smoke from Summerslam, starts to a clear path has started to look rather tasty indeed. AEW All In is on the 25th, and. Bash In Berlin is on the 31st, say it with me everyone. Sometimes it's good to be a wrestling fan.

Superstars show up

Damian Priest. Drew Mcintyre. Bron Breakker, and. The Human Oven, and. The Mullet Chaser, were all seen showing up, and the only thing that I thought whilst watching this was, is. The Human Oven auditioning for the reboot of. Walker Texas Ranger, because that hat looked ridiculous.

Gunther Segment

A retuning Ludwig Kaiser, brought out his leader. Gunther, before he could even say a word, he was met by chants of. You deserve it, this would echo throughout the arena. The Ring General begin by saying that, he is going to bring legacy to the World Heavyweight Championship, in the same way he did to the Intercontinental championship, he put forward how he's above everyone, and he's the embodiment of greatness personified, and that. Monday Night Raw now belongs to him. Randy Orton came out, and they had a great promo dual, which levied heavily on lts. This. Is. A perfect example of listening to what the audience is telling you, Gunther needs a red hot feud, to kick start his title run, and Randy is a perfect choice. Gunther deserves to be champion. Randy hit on how, the last time they faced each other, and gave him Gunther credit. for how he looked, Gunther has called himself a living legend, but. Randy has made a career out of killing legends, this led to him, challenging Gunther for the World Heavyweight Championship, at. Bash In Berlin, Gunthers hometown. He's Austrian Randy, the match was later on made official. I liked all of this.

Sheamus vs Ludwig Kaiser

Sheamus, beat. Ludwig Kaiser in a match, that had no right to be as good as it was. Pete Dunne tried to leather sheamus with a shalaleigh, but he failed. Sheamus hit Kaiser with a brogue kick for the win. This was good.

Vingnette for the Wyatt Sick

I loved this. Bray, and. Luke would be proud, timelines are a very precious thing.

Damian Priest segment

Ok, and the winner of the man who's the most pissed off is, my guy Damian Priest. I liked all of his. Priest wasted no time in calling out Finn Balor. Priest spoke from the heart, as he talked about where he's come from, to where he is now. The betrayal was written all over his face. He called the WWE fans his family, which is even more prevelent now, because he's been ousted from his faction, he calls Finn scum, and said that, when Finn suffers, Priest will be the cause of the pain. Finn then showed up on the screen, and said that, last year, when Finn lost his Championship match, so he bided his time, and waited, and when he saw an oppotunity, he took it. Making him a loser from the streets, and that he will wait until he felt safe, and comfortable, this places intent in Priests mind, and Finn unveiled his new Judgement Day. JD Mcdonagh. Carlito, and. WWE's new power couple. The Human Oven, and. The Mullet Chaser. I liked all of this.

Bronson Reed Segment

Bronson Reed, was seen to be pissed off with Adam Pearce. ( more on this later) 

Lyra Valkyria vs Shayna Baszler

I don't have a lot to say about this match, other than. It was pointless, and ended when Sonya Deville and company got involved. Damage Ctrl made the save, and at this point. I started to question my life choices.

Cm Punk segment

I loved all of this. The second City Saint was in a jovial mood, even in defeat he's in a good mood, not because he lost to Drew Mcintyre at Summerslam, but because he's back in Baltimore, after a ten year absence from the state, he put over the fact that he understands, that some people hate him, and some love him, and he doesn't care, because he's back. In January, he was injured at the hands of Drew Mcintyre during the mens Royal Rumble Match, Doctors told him that he would be out for 9 months, but he came back in 5 months. He said it was time to get back to fighting, and at that point, my mind was like, oh no not another failed UFC run, but no, he meant that he was done talking. So out came Seth Rollins, who looked like he had raided The Undertakers closet, and found his American Badass costume, that had been infused with a dark and edgy version of Woody from Toy Story. Seth stood on the rampway, and said that he was also in a good mood, they nearly got into a fight, but Drew then showed up in the fans, he heeps praise on Punk, in a backwards way, because he then said that Punk isn't the best in the world anymore, and that last Saturday, he had a defining factor in his corner. Punks bracelet, that had his wife, and dogs name on it, punk ran into the crowd after Drew, and Seth was then battered by Bronson Reed, and my god was he battered. Seth got no more than six Tsunami bombs, he was reeling, coughing up blood, as security tried to put an end to the violence.

AOP vs The New Day

The New Day, beat. AOP, in a flat and boring match, that was until, my guy Odyssey Jones came out, and cleared house, by battering The Final Testement. I love the fact that Odyssey is finally getting used.

ATown Down Under vs Awesome Truth

Atown Down Under, beat. Awesome Truth, in a flat, and, boring tv match. I hated this, to the point that it left me seething.

JD Mcdonagh vs Damian Priest

The match was thrown out, because of, shenanigans, after Finn Balor got involved, the match wasn't bad, but it was the aftermath, when things hyped up. The Human Oven, and. The Mullet Chaser came out, to add to the beatdown, but just as they got in their licks. Rhea came out, and went straight for loves youngest dream, she got The Mullet Chaser, but The Human Oven helped her escape. Even though I hate dq finishes, this was a lot of fun.

Bron Breakker Segment

Bron Breakker isn't scared of anyone who comes for his Intercontinental Championship, whilst Sami Zayn, was left feeling conflicted, that was until Jey Uso, made him feel all Usy again. Bron Breakker vs Sami zayn next in a 2 out of 3 falls match, oh go on then WWE, if you must. I actually like this development.

Sonya Deville vs Iyo Sky

This wasn't bad, no, because it was very watchable, it was supposed to Dakota Kai, but. Sonya Deville had other ideas, and took out Dakota. Iyo got the win. This had no right to be as good as it was.

The Wyatt Sick vs American Made

This. Was. A perfect way to debut a new stable, just have them wrestle a match. I loved this, from the presentation, to the mach execution. The tributes to Bray, and. Brodie, were needed, and well timed. Joe Gacy pulled off a sick looking clothesline. Dexter Lumis dropped an awesome looking leg drop from the top rope. Both of The Crede Brothers were given the double urinagi treatment, from Dexter, and. Gacy. This allowed Eric Rowan to have Chad for himself, and get the win, all whilst Uncle Howdy, was seen having a lovely time, and as for Abby, she just sat there. The faction met in the ring, as the show went off the air.

Overview Of Monday Night Raw

Cm Punk. Drew, and Seths segment. The rise of the new Judgement Day, and Gunthers segment, and the in ring debut of The Wyatt Sick, were all great, however, the in ring work, was all over the place, and at times nausiating. A better balance needs to be found.

This weeks Monday Night Raw Is a solid 7/10.

Aew Collision Review 3.8.2024

 Intro

With Wembley beconning on the horizon, for Tony Khan and his little promotion that can, their weekly tv output looks like it is stepping up a gear, things are starting to feel fresher, more vital, and more easy to digest, in comparison to last year, and whilst Tony Khan, manages to balance the plates, on his ever improving circus trick, the booking can improve, and the company can grow as a result.

The Patriarchy Segment

I loved this segment, because it was so well conceived. Christian Cage, everyones favourite tv dad, and stand up guy. He talked about, how he wants to use this as a springboard to get back to the top, and also punishing his daughter outside the ring, this led him to crown Nick Wayne, and. Moma wayne, with two of the trios belts, because Moma wayne gave birth to a future legend, whilst. Killswitch hasn't, the look on Killswitch's face said everything. The House Of Black came out, Christian gives them some advice, this does'nt go well, because their soon joined by The Bang Bang Gang, Kip Sabian comes out to aid, both teams with Nick Wayne. But hey, at least Buddy Matthews is back.

Lexi Nair segment

Am I the only person, who thinks that it's great to. The Rhodes, and. Von Erich Families together on tv. I liked this segment.

Mistico and Hologram vs The Premier Athletes

Mistico, and. Hologram, beat. The Premier Athletes, in a standard tv match, there wasn't a lot to this.

Toni Storm vs Local Jobber

Toni Storm won her match, but. She was more concerned with Marieh May, who was on commentary. Security stood in the way of May, as the match was allowed to take place.

MJF Goes To Mexico

MJF went to Mexico, and he pretty much offended everyone, don't ever change Maxwell.

Kyle Fletcher vs Brian Cage

This. Was. Great, the physicalty was on a decent level, from both men fighting on the ramp. Kyle got the win, and then cut a promo on Mjf. Max showed up on the big screen, and answered Fletchers challenge to put his American Championship on the line. Max refused, and told him that he will give him a title eliminator, so now their match on wednesday, will act as an audition for Kyle.

Jeff Jarrett segment

I love Jeff Jarrett, he will now face Danielson in a no dq match on Dynamite. I like this, his promo was balanced perfectly, with Danielsons Vingnette.

Lee Moriarty vs Tomohiro Ishii vs Claudio Castagnoli

Claudio Castagnoli, beat, Lee Moriarty, and. Tomohiro Ishii, in a fun three way match, he will now face Kazuchika Okada, at a later date.

Thunder Rosa vs Taya Valkyrye

Thunder Rosa, beat. Taya Valkyrye in a flat tv outing, which is a shame. She then had a promo dual with Deonna Purrazzo, the pair will face each other next week, in a bullrope match.

Darby Allin Mark Briscoe and FTR vs The Kingdom and The Beast Mortas

I liked all of this, the match had a good flow, and the matches within the match, were great. The Beast Mortas as a high flyer, is something to be seen, however, he was put away with a Froggy Bow, and coffin drop combo, as Darby and Mark got the win for their team. Dax Harwood, then took to the mic, but, before he could say a word out came The Acclaimed, Anthony Bowens, showed the world just how great he is on the mic. A fight then broke out to end the broadcast, handshakes never work in wrestling do they.

Overview Of AEW Collision

I thought this weeks Collision was a mixbag, and a good one at that. Collision is what it is nowadays.

This Weeks AEW Collision is a solid 7/10.

WWE Summerslam 2024 Review

Intro

Agh yes Summerslam, the biggest party of the summer, next to the Reading Festival. As the years have gone on, this show, has become WWE's second highest performing PLE next to wrestlemania, because this show, now acts as a story setter, and on the grounds of this years event, I think it's time to get excited.

HHH segment

HHH welcomed us to the hottest event of the summer, and he did it in style, he welcomed Jellyroll, to perform his new track Liar, he did a decent enough jod, his performance was intergrated, with highlights from the build up. He sounded great, and as a fan of country music, I want some Jellyroll in the UK.

The Miz hosting duties

The Miz then made me feel like, I was reading a Where's Wally book, from my childhood, because I couldn't find our host in the crowd.

WWE Womens Championship Rhea Ripley vs Liv Morgan

Ok. I know this is a hot take. I didn't like this, the story was the main focus, and it should be, because this match was a carwreck, that was unavoidable. It was a clunky mess, both ladies did manage to get it back on track, thanks to the interference of The Human Oven, this led to Liv hitting Rhea with two obLivions to put Rhea away, and retain her belt, but for me it was to late. The multiple counts of sexual innuendo made for an interesting finish, as that dirty rotten little p**** kissed Liv, and left with her, after he had cost Rhea her shot, to get back what she was forced to give up. Ok Oven, listen up mate, run, run as fast as your chicken tenders loving carcass can take you, because on Raw this Monday, you're going to get met with the chant of Mami's going to kill you. This pissed off Damien Priest, who went on anger mode, asking everyone in his faction, did you know this was going to happen? He then landed on Finn Balor, and he said. Nope. Not me mate. I had no idea. This would be a running theme throughout the evening.

Sami Zayn vs Bron Breakker Intercontinental Championship

Bron Breakker wrecked Sami Zayn, to become our new Intercontinental Champion. That's it, the match lasted less than 5 minutes, and it was perfect. WWE's pressentation of Breakker has been great. This. Was. A starmaking performance.

LA Knight vs Logan Paul WWE United States Championship

The only question I have about this match is this, with everything that has been said this week, did I have a lot of fun watching this match? Well. Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah. This. Was. Brilliant. From MGK acting as Logans security, Both men having fun with the announcers table. Logan pulling off a sick looking springboard moonsault, his titanium hand met Knights face on several occasions, this made me me think that Knight is The Terminator, because he just kept on coming, no matter what Logan threw at him, however, he was the master of his own victory. MGK handed Logan, his favoured brass knucks, after Knight had a fight with Logans Entourage, Logan tried to hit Knight with a buck shot lariot, but Knight had his number, as he reversed into his BFT finisher for the win, to become the new United States Champion.

Nia Jax vs Bayley WWE Womens Championship

I thought this ran at a better pace, than the previous womens match on the card, from Queen Nia taunting Bayley. Tiffany Stratton, trying to cash in her Pink Panther themed briefcase, to Nia, putting Bayley away with two powerbombs, and 3 eNialators to become our new Womens Champion. I liked this

Cm Punk vs Drew Mcintyre

This. Was, my match of the night, from the guest referee Seth Rollins, showcasing a bejazzled refs uniform, that even Beverly Goldberg would be proud of, to the match itself, which was a story driven fun ride, that has left wanting more, and the good thing is, that I think that's what's going to happen. The physicality was on point. Punk, and. Drew, laid everything out in order to make magic. Punk turned into John Mackenroe, after Seth Counted a two count, this led to the pair having a minor altercation, the bracelet that Drew stole from Punk would end up back in Punks hands, after he caught Seth wearing it. This would cause Punk to take his eye of the ball, Drew hit him with a claymore, for the win, and he takes back what he stole. This is a clear indication that this rivalry isn't over, this gave me real Bret vs Taker 1997 vibes, and I loved it. This screams Hell In A Cell. Bad Blood, me thinks.

Gunther vs Damien Priest WWE World Heavyweight Championship

This match, acted as a perfect examplication of, just how far these two have come, in order to get were they are today. This. Was. A physical war, that had me thinking, I could watch another ten more minutes of this match, after it ends. Gunthers chest got busted open the hardway, so he gave priest some lariots, that looked they sucked to take, because they must've felt, like he was being kissed by a freight train, however the act of betrayal, would rear its ugly head again. Finn Balor stopped a pin, after Priest, had. Gunther beaten, this would enforce the running theme of the show to continue, wrestlers taking their eye of the ball. Priest did just that. Gunther put him in a sleeper hold, that he managed to reverse, and turn the tide, by pinning him for a two count, this failed. Gunther then hit him two powerbombs, and a snug looking sleeper hold in order to get the win, and become, the new World Heavyweight Champion.

Aewsome Truth Segment

And just like that. It's time for some bad comedy, courtesy of Awesome Truth, having a bad back and forth with Atown Down Under, all of this, was terrible, and I cringed all throughout this segment, thankfully people, fear not, because everyone's favourite neighbourhood Jellyroll, was on hand to batter Theory with a chair, and give Waller, a chokeslam, and a five knuckle shuffle, because the hottest time of year to masterbate is the summer. Apparently their was over 57.000 fans in attandence for this. I smell bulls***.

WWE Universal Championship Cody Rhodes vs Solo Sikoa Bloodline Rules

The whole creative behind this was awesome, from Cody's entrance, the cameos from Ferro the dog, and of course Glock Anderson, who I was suprised was allowed in the building, considering the fact that, he's a lethal weapon, to the match itself. And my god, let me tell you. IT WAS AWESOME. Both men eyed each other up, at the beginning, as the mental game of chess began. The story of anything Solo, can do. Cody can do better, was echoed on full display, as they physically met each others match perfectly, this allowed the shenanigans to take a grip of the match, as Cody's mates. Kevin Owens, and. Randy Orton, came to take out the rest of. The Bloodline. Jakub Fatu got in on the act, and attacked Cody, he also got injured from a frogsplash, landing through an announcers table. Cody then hit Solo, with a Cody Cutter, from the air, and then it happened, an orchestral theme played throughout the stadium in Cleveland, and just like a Pheonix rising like a chizzled star, out walked Roman Reigns, he's back, he walked down to the ring, he gave Solo, a Superman punch, and a sphere and walked out, he gave cody a glance, and left. Cody hit Solo with a cross Rhodes, and retained his Championship.

Overview of WWE Summerslam 2024

Gunther vs Priest. Punk, and. Drew. Logan Paul getting his. The Human Oven turning on the hand that feeds him, to a returning Tribal chief, the in ring action was great, and I have to say. I'm excited for WWE going forward.

WWE Summerslam 2024 is a very high 9/10.

Smackdown Review 3.8.2024

Intro

Thursday night, when I got home from work, I decided to go  online, and see what's going on in the world of X, and I was greated by some of the worst opinions, that make the internet, a cesspool, of all things vile. I won't talk much about what Logan paul said, because. I think his opinions are vile, and unhelpful. I think education, and understanding, are key in these situations, because in order to be human, we have to act human. It's really not that difficult.

Smackdown

Cody Rhodes Segment

I liked all of this. Cody basked in the glory, that he has created, the fans love this man, and in return, he called out Solo Sikoa. The pair had a great promo dual. The chants of Solo sucks, and a what chant, clearly this pissed off the new Tribal Chief, he cut Cody off mid flow, after he told him, that when the cinema era of The Bloodline is over, the bells are going to ring. Solo tells him to stop waisting his time, and get to the point. Cody references his former employers, and puts over those, who have helped him, get were he is today. Solo said that Roman is weak, whilst he's strong, All throughout the segment, the air of Bloodline Rules, lingered in the air, because what happened at Mania, was referenced frequently. Solo put forward the challenge of another Bloodline Rules Match, Cody accepted, as the pack of hyenas gathered around the ring. Cody showed no fear, when he told them that he's not afraid of any of them, he called Solo a wannabe, as this brought the segment to an end.

Carmelo Hayes vs Andrade

This. Was. Excellent, the pace that was examplified by both men was great, and it helped give the match time to breathe. Andrade got the win by roll up.

Santos Escobar vs Apollo Crews

Santos Escobar, beat. Andrade in a solid showing, thanks to his Legado Delfantasma familia getting involved.

Logan Paul homecoming celebration

Logan came out, and was instantly booed out of the building. ( I wonder why ) He outright offends the LGBTQ+ community, and says that he is Cleveland, he lords this, his title defenses, and wealth over the fans in attendence, the only way he knows how to, with complete self awareness, he introduced the banner, that will hang from Cleveland Browns stadium, when he beats LA Knight at Summerslam, only to find, that its been defaced, with the word. Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaah, now I wonder who could have done such a thing? LA Knight then came out, he wastes no time, in telling Logan to get serious, because tomorrow he won't have his United States Championship. Knight reigned in logans fakeness, that even Nick Aldis could see through, because those people that Logan had with him screamed fake. Knight said that he was going to go find Logan a gift, and what was that gift, well, after he was seen heading backstage, and being less then impressed with Pretty Deadly's singing, he decided to give Logan the gift of Grand Theft Auto, because he nicked his prime inspired hummer. Logan was livid with this act of daylight robbery, but. I can't help but think that he deserved it. Like I said earlier I don't condone anything that logan has said this week. The fans were right to boo him.

Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn vs Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill

This match, for the WWE womens Tag Team Championships, was thrown out when Blair davenport got involved. What a waste of time.

Tiffany Stratton Segment

As a thank you for last week. Nia Jax had a special gift for her Princess. Tiffany Stratton, and it was a pink MITB Briefcase, it looked hideous. Piper Niven, and. Chelsea hated it. Ok Patrick, take that awful piece of trash out from your. WWEEuroshop basket, you can't afford, ok brain, will do.

DIY vs Tama Tonga and Jakub Fatu WWE Tag Team Championship Match

I liked all this, from. Tomasso Ciampa, and. Johnny Gargano, getting the walk through camera shot treatment, to. The Bloodline showing their dominance. Jakub Fatu, what more can I say about this guy, other than he's a star. Both him and Tama, powered on and won the belts, by battering DIY. Yes. I liked all of this, but. I don't like the fact that DIY have become transitonal champions.

Overview Of Friday Night Smackdown

I enjoyed this weeks dive into WWE's bluebrand, the in ring work went from bad to very good, whilst the promos, once again stole the show.

This weeks Friday Night Smackdown is a solid 8/10.

My Top 5 Celebrity Wrestling Matches I would love to see happen

Intro

Ok guys. It's a Friday night, i'm bored, and. I have a Fosters in my hand, so I'm going to have some fun, by writing wrestling nonsense, so enjoy my people.

5 Gordon Ramsey vs Jamie Oliver 

This, makes perfect sense, given all of the jibes, that these two have said about each other, over the years, this needs to be contested inside a Hell In a Cell, and the guest referee should be Charles Stiles, the guy from Mystery Diners. Ok if you've never seen Mystery Diners, it's a show that used to air on the food network, and don't get me wrong, it's trash, but its the kind of trash that makes sense, when you come back from the pub ( or bar for all you Americans ) at 2am, but my god, it's good fun to watch when your drunk.

4 Barrack Obama vs Kanye west

I don't know, but I would love to see this match, because it would be comedy, to watch, as Barrack schools this musical clown, special guest referee. Big Joe Biden, because he won't know where he is, the poor guy.

3 Toby Keith vs Ethan Hawke

I've always wondered, just what would happen, if the man who. Should've been a cowboy, had a fight with that layabout from the 1993 film Reality bites. Toby would win, because he aint as good as he once was, but he's as good as he ever was. Hawke wouldn't stand a chance. RIP Toby.

2 Donald Trump vs Chuck Norris

Ok, this speaks for itself, just imagine what Chuck would do if that orange reprobate, went ahead and built that wall. Norris would knock it down by looking at it, and he would  roundhouse kick that duck to the moon and back. Chuck Norris for President, hey look i'm a brit, and i'd vote for him.

1 Me vs Eamon Holmes

Ok, this is a tad obscure, but has to take the n01 spot, because my god this guy just pisses me off, if you live in the states, then you can escape this Manchester United loving idiot, us brits however, well that's a differant story, this is a man who i've seen at wrestling shows, being waited on, so what did he say on Good Morning Britain, the morning after Wrestlemania 33, he said that he hates wrestling, to millions of viewers. And then there is everything else that he has said on This Morning,  a UK morning magazine show, this man is a big jabroni. Ok I know i'm not a  celebrity, but I can imagine, right. Also Manchester United suck, up the Arsenal.