My Top 5 Celebrity Wrestling Matches I would love to see happen

Intro

Ok guys. It's a Friday night, i'm bored, and. I have a Fosters in my hand, so I'm going to have some fun, by writing wrestling nonsense, so enjoy my people.

5 Gordon Ramsey vs Jamie Oliver 

This, makes perfect sense, given all of the jibes, that these two have said about each other, over the years, this needs to be contested inside a Hell In a Cell, and the guest referee should be Charles Stiles, the guy from Mystery Diners. Ok if you've never seen Mystery Diners, it's a show that used to air on the food network, and don't get me wrong, it's trash, but its the kind of trash that makes sense, when you come back from the pub ( or bar for all you Americans ) at 2am, but my god, it's good fun to watch when your drunk.

4 Barrack Obama vs Kanye west

I don't know, but I would love to see this match, because it would be comedy, to watch, as Barrack schools this musical clown, special guest referee. Big Joe Biden, because he won't know where he is, the poor guy.

3 Toby Keith vs Ethan Hawke

I've always wondered, just what would happen, if the man who. Should've been a cowboy, had a fight with that layabout from the 1993 film Reality bites. Toby would win, because he aint as good as he once was, but he's as good as he ever was. Hawke wouldn't stand a chance. RIP Toby.

2 Donald Trump vs Chuck Norris

Ok, this speaks for itself, just imagine what Chuck would do if that orange reprobate, went ahead and built that wall. Norris would knock it down by looking at it, and he would  roundhouse kick that duck to the moon and back. Chuck Norris for President, hey look i'm a brit, and i'd vote for him.

1 Me vs Eamon Holmes

Ok, this is a tad obscure, but has to take the n01 spot, because my god this guy just pisses me off, if you live in the states, then you can escape this Manchester United loving idiot, us brits however, well that's a differant story, this is a man who i've seen at wrestling shows, being waited on, so what did he say on Good Morning Britain, the morning after Wrestlemania 33, he said that he hates wrestling, to millions of viewers. And then there is everything else that he has said on This Morning,  a UK morning magazine show, this man is a big jabroni. Ok I know i'm not a  celebrity, but I can imagine, right. Also Manchester United suck, up the Arsenal.