Aew Collision Review 15.7.2024

Intro

I have to admit it. AEW Collision has become my new Sunday night ritual, I know that i'm writing this a bit late, because of the football yeasterday, so i'm writing this on a Monday evening. Cheers Southgate, you moron.

Konosuke Takeshista vs Tommy Billington

This. Was. A brilliant opening match, even though, the thought of Billington using the name Dynamite, makes me feel sick, due to all the conitations that come with that name, the awful, and the bad. I enjoyed all of this opening encounter, Whilst I was watching this, I didn't feel like I was watching a standard North American tv wrestling match. I felt like I was watching prime 1990's NJPW, the fluidity was great, and the physicalty was decent. Takeshista got the win, and in the imidiate aftermath. Damn it Don Callis took to the mic, and tried to employ Billington into The Don Callis Family, Callis tried to use the tactic of emotional blackmail, but Billington was having none of it, and told Don to shove his offer up his arse. Takeshista, Callis, and Kyle Fletcher, then put a beating on him, that was until a returning Ftr came out to make the save, and oh my god, these guys look like they have been eating their steak, and it has been agreeing with them, because they look jacked. I love the fact that their back.

The Bang Gang vs Local Enhancement Talents

The Bang Bang Gang, beat some local Enhancement Talents, in a flat tv match. However. Their night was about to take a bad turn. They cut a promo afterwards, whilst being in a jovial mood. Juice Robinson was seen having some fun as a champion, that was until, not Adam Pearce. Christopher Daniels, who told them to pump the breaks, because if someone goes down injured, then no one can take thier place, if their part of a team, So he stripped The Bang Bang Gang of their trios championships. Everyone's favourite Dad, and stand up guy. Christian Cage came out, and said that Daniels should put the belts, in the hands of The Patriarchy, Daniels said that's not going to happen. The Guns wanted to fight it out there and then, Cage wasn't so much, because, Calgary wasn't worthy of him, Daniels said the match will happen at a later date. Sounds just lovely, even though the match was pointless. I love Sport team bashing.

Jack Perry Segment

Jack Perry cut a promo, as he talked about why he decided to murder Marko Stunt, well why wouldn't he not want to kill Marko Stunt, I mean he's so small, and easy to kill.

The House Of Black Segment

Ok. Am I the only person, who thinks that The House Of Black are going to murder someone at Wembley Stadium.

Jeff Jarrett Segment

What came next was something that Tony Khan should be praised heavily for. Jeff was seen backstage after last weeks Dynamite, talking to Dr Martha Hart, and Oge Hart, the family of Owen Hart. This. Was truly touching.

Roderick Strong vs Dalton Castle

Roderick Strong, beat. Dalton Castle, in a decent tv match, Mark Briscoe then cut a promo afterwards, he will face Strong at. ROH Death Before Dishonour, if you don't feel pumped up after this, then I don't know what to tell you, Also can I please have more of the Outrunners on my tv please.

Lucha Star Segment

Next week were going to get the debut of some called Hologram, in the style of one of the greatest films ever made. The Matrix, this should be interesting.

Stokeley Hathaway, and Kris Statlander

Stokeley Hathaway, and. Kris Statlander, showed just what type of people they are, petty, and spiteful.

Nyla Rose vs Ava Lawless

Nyla Rose, beat. Ava Lawless in a solid tv match. Nyla Rose is genuinely hilarious, and her promo afterwards showcased this, she called out Mercedes Mone for a shot at her TBS Championship.

Top Flight and Action Andretti vs Shane Taylor Promotions

Top Flight, beat. Shane Taylor Promotions in a fun tv match, that went nowhere and offered nothing.

Deonna Purrazzo Segment

Deonna Purrazzo then had a backstage segment, in which she was interrupted by Thunder Rosa. The pair will have a lumberjack match next week.

Skye Blue vs Harley Kameron

This. Was. A real letdown, the match felt out of focus, and both ladies suffered as a result of this. Skye Blue got the win by submission.

Orange Cassidy and Kyle Fletcher vs Matt Taven and Mike Bennett

I wasn't a huge fan of this match, I don't know if it was the pacing, or the physicality, but something about this just fell a bit off to me. The interference spots, from Tomohiro Ishii, Roderick Strong, and, Trent Barretta felt rushed, and predictable, and overall the match suffered as a result. The Kingdom got the win, and Orange cassidy Smashed Barretta in the back of the head, with a monkeywrench, and at that point I started to think, what have we done with innocence.

AEW Collision Overview

This Weeks AEW Collision, was by AEW standards a mess with good moments .This is a problem with the company in talks over a new tv deal, it almost feels like this show has lost its function, and that's sad.

This weeks AEW Collision, AEW standards is a low 6/10