Thursday, 25 July 2024

AEW Dynamite Blood And Guts Review 25.7 2024

Intro

Ok. I've just finished watching this weeks AEW Dynamite, and I have to say, that my excitement levels for Wembley, has just shot up to an exceeding level. The spinning plate trick that Tony Khan could'nt master last year, is slowly starting to pay off, in dividend fashion, the booking has been smart, and it seems like injuries won't be an issue. Ok. Patrick I think it's safe to start chanting. WEMBLEY, WEMBLEY, WEMBLEY. over, and over, and over again.

Will Osperay segment

Alex Mahvez tried to get a word with Will Osperay, but someone has slashed his tyres, so he tells Mahvez, to give him his keys, and let him use his renter vehicle, to get to the arena in Nashville.

MJF Segment

I loved all of this, MJF came out being cheered on by Local Cheerleaders, his promo was excellent, he called Will a coward, and a choke artist, whilst reminding us just why, he's our Scumbag, tarnishing the name of Wills dead Granmother, and telling Will to take a jump off the pier. He then introduced the new look International Championship, by embracing his inner Lex Luger, and becoming the face off America. Will came out, and attacked Max, and told him that his rematch will take place on home soil. Wembley Stadium. Tony Khan, and. Christopher Daniels agreed to this. This. Was. Brilliant. Belts not belong in the bin. But, my god that American belt looks, well, umm, interesting. MJF vs Swerve Strickland, oh go on then.

The Elite Segment

The Elite got the Advantage In the Blood And Guts Match, after they decked Christopher Daniels. The saint known as Mark Briscoe, then fired me, my dog Jane, and his AEW team mates up later on in the broadcast.

Chris Jericho vs Minoru Suzuki FTW Championship

I liked all of this, it felt nasty, violent, and, essential. Suzuki made Jericho's chest look like roast ham, both men showcased fantastic energy, as they dug into their bag of tricks, their chopfest resembled someone doing a Mick Dundee impersonation. Chris hit Minoru with a Judas effect for the win, his Learning Tree faction then came out to beat him down, after he hit Chris with a Gotch Piledriver, Katsuyori Shibata, then made the save. Be Still my NJPW beating heart.

Willow Nightingale Segment

Willow Nightingale, was then battered backstage by. Kris Statlander. Boo hss boo.

Danielson Segment

Bryan Danielson was interviewed by Renee Paquette, for a Youtube video coming soon, when Jeff Jarrett stepped in,  and gave him some sage advice. I liked all of this.

Britt Baker vs Hikaru Shida

Britt Baker, beat. Hikaru Shida, in a solid match, and was then greated by. Mercedes Mone, she told Britt that Wembley isn't happening for her, and then she was decked by an incoming Camile. I liked this development.

Patriarchy Segment

Everyones favourite dad, and stand up guy, Christian Cage, said that his son. Nick Cage will be in the Rampage Battle Royal. Nick then insulted Kip Sabians dead Dad, what is with insulting dead relatives on this broadcast.

Pac vs Boulder

Pac, beat. Boulder, in a pointless match, why was this even on the card. Make it make sense.

Marieh May vs Kaitlin Alexis

Marieh May, beat. Kaitlin Alexis in a squash match, but it was the end that had me howling, and screaming. Toni Storm returned, and attacked Marieh May, her disguise made her look like part of the medical team, she screamed at May. ARE YOU READY TO DIE, BECAUSE I AM, Security pulled them apart to end the segment. This. Was. Brilliant.

Blood And Guts The Elite vs Team Aew

I enjoyed this chaotic barn burner, from. Jack Perry, and. Darby Allin setting the tone, in the early going. Mark Briscoe showing why he's wrestlings unsung hero, by cleaning house upon his entrance. Matt and Nick Jackson, giving us a glimpse into what their favourite film is, that's easy Se7en, what's in those cases. Anthony Bowens, and. Matt Jackson had a fascinating tussle. Darby then gave him a skateboard full of tacks. Bowens used Jack Perry as a human pin cushion. Okada had some fun with a street sign named Okada. Max Castor dropped people with his mic. Bowens was the filling in a barbwire board sandwich, courtesy of The Bucks. Castor was then made to eat some tacks. Hangman Adam Page looked like a no show. Nick Jackson got a barbwire board shot, thanks to Anthony Bowens. Swerve was then taken out by Page on his entrance, by a patient Hangman, who battered him on the outside of the cage, this pissed off Matt Jackson, who told Hangman to get in the cage, or he will be fired, the level violence that was on display, was glorious. Hangman vs Okada teased a match. Jeff Jarrett, and Daddyass, then gave Brandon Cutler a guitar shot, they free'd Swerve, and Hangmans game at this point, was all over the place. The cases were full of Staplers. Hangman accidentally gave Okada a buckshot. Bowens took one hell of a fall through 4 tables, at the hands of Nick Jackson. Darby's Coffin Drop from the top of the cage onto Jack Perry, was sick, he then chained the scapegoat up to the cage, retrieved a can of gasoline, poured him in the stuff, and threatened to set him on fire, if he didn't get a TNT Championship match, at All In. Nick Jackson stepped in and said. Ok, you can have the match, just don't become keith Flint from The Prodigy, a twisted fire firestarter, and just like that, team Aew got the win, yes this was a weak ending to a good match, but it didn't ruin my enjoyment at all.

Overview Of Aew Dynamite Blood And Guts 2024

I loved this weeks Dynamite, I can understand why some fans don't like the finish, to the main event, but to me, it hasn't ruined my enjoyment of the show, the womens division seems to be having a good bit of focus put on it. Two veterans battered each other. MJF's promo was again solid, and the main event was class, even though it had elements of controversy. This. Is. Another excellent Dynamite, and is one of their best of the year.

 AEW Dynamite Blood And Guts 2024 is an easy 10/10.



 

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