AEW Dynamite Review 11.7.2024

Intro

Woop woop, it's the sound of the FBI. Woop woop it's the sound of the FBI. If you don't know what i'm on about, then let me explain. Tony Khan is being investigated by the FBI, on suspision of doxing, relating to tribalistic behavior online. Ok. I'm going to be honest, yes. Tony Khan can be an idiot on X, but this is ridiculous, this is the ugly side of the wrestling fandom, because we need to remember, that everyone is differant, we all have differant tastes, and likes, and if you're behind these doxing cases, then you're an awful, stupid human being, be more respectful online people, it's not that difficult.

Will Osperay Promo

I liked all of this. Will came out, and he got straight to the point, he told us that he doesn't know when Daniel Garcia will be back, he called Max an insecure little p****, for blaming the fans for his downfall, bringing the war of 2024 into question, when he said that Tony Khan spent his money on bringing Will into the company. Will put himself over, being on a higher level than the devil, because Max is a selfish p****, MJF then showed up on the big screen, looking like luciferian villain, sitting down drinking some red wine, and cuttung a promo that cut straight to the point. Will challenged MJF to a match next week, for his International Championship next week, this was later on confirmed. I liked all of this. Last week Fightful Select reported, that on the 17th of july edition of Dynamite, was going to  have a match, that is going to be of PPV main event quality, and this is it. Ok. I'm excited for next week, but if you think that's good, then just hold your horses.

Bryan Danielson vs Hangman Adam Page Owen Hart Tournament Final

This. Match. Was brilliant, from the intricate storytelling, and detail within the match, Jeff Jarrett was on stand by to act as a special guest enforcer, complete with referees outfit, when the actual ref took a bump. This. Was, a bloodsoaked, physical war, and I loved all of it. Both men completed their foursome of matches, with physical ease, and the fact that Danielsons neck wasn't worked on, until the last ten minutes of the match, which added a layer of sadiction to proceedings. Danielson got the win, after a fantastic series of exchanges by roll up. Danielson was pressented with the trophy, by. Dr Martha Hart, and then the graphic came on the big screen. Swerve Strickland vs Bryan Danielson, for the AEW World Heavyweight Championship, at All In, at. Wembley Stadium. Swerve and Nana came onto the stage. And my heart skipped ten beats. I love this as a main event. And I can't wait to see it in person. Swerve cut a promo after this, announcing that he will lead team AEW in the Blood And Guts match, whilst calling out Kazuchika Okada, this match was confirmed for next weeks show. Hangman Adam Page then told The Elite, that he's on their side, and will join them, on their team for Blood And Guts, and one other thing. Can we please show Renee Paquette some respect, here's looking at you Hangman Adam Page. Hangman vs Okada, now that's interesting.

The Acclaimed Music Video

I've seen a lot of negativity towards this online, and the only thing I have to say about this. If you didn't this rip into The Elite funny, then like Bart simpson, you have no soul. Just go and watch this, because it made me spit out my Monster Energy drink, at 8.30am in the morning here in the UK.

Chris Jericho vs Samoa Joe Stampede Street Fight

I had a lot of fun watching this, because what do you get when you mix, horse shoes. A large Samoan. A Canadian. Popcorn. Hot Coffee, and. A Big Bill wielding a steelchair. And a Bryan Keith, who just wants to help his mentor, teach others respect, well the answer to this is simple, a forklift load of fun. You guys have to see this match, because it's f****** crazy. Jericho got the win, after he lifted a lifeless Joe up onto a pallet, and rammed it through a wall. Chris and his crew, watched on as the ambulance took Joe away. I have to say, even though i'm not the biggest fan of Chris Jericho these days. I loved this. It was funny, and unhinged.

Global 4 Way Match

Pac, beat. Claudio Castagnoli, Tomohiro Ishii, and. Kyle Fletcher, in a fun 4 way match. The match was layered perfectly, as the story of Kyle Fletchers failures. The match having energetic bursts, and the violence being expertly strung out, just made for a great viewing experience. Pac then cut a promo afterwards, sayint he won't be denied his Wembley moment, and at this point i'm thinking. Here have what you want mate. This guy is legit scary.

Mercedes Mone Celebration Segment

I loved all of this. Mercedes came out and instantly got to work igniting flames within the fans in attendance, from hatred, to pure delight. Calgary ate all of this up, as she insulted Britt Baker, and showed her love ( kind of ) for one of my personal heroes, and favourite wrestlers of all time. His excellency. Bret The Hit Man Hart, she said that Britt can keep dreaming of the Wembley match she wants, because it's not going to happen. This brought the Dr out, she took out those weak security guards, who brought in by the bucks, in the way of a kung fu master, that would make Steve Blackman proud. Mercedes scarpered into the Calgarian night, as Britt stood tall on the middle rope to end the segment.

The Return Of Darby Allin

That weasel Brandon Cutler, was seen getting the daylights beaten out of him, by a returning Darby Allin, who called out Jack Perry. He told Brandon to pass a message onto the scapegoat, saying that he will see him next week at Dynamite 250. Darby Allin is a bit like the Terminator isn't he. Or a cat with nine lives, either one, you decide.

Marieh May vs Willow Nightingale Owen Hart Tournament Final

I liked all of this, the match was decent, and. Marieh got the win, but its the aftermath that has got everyone talking. Marieh May, and. Toni Storm headed back up the ramp, only for May to turn heel, by clocking Toni with the winners belt. Luther looked like a million dollars when he took a bump through a table, from the stage. Toni bleeded like a crying champ, as May battered her with a shoe, and kissed her bloodsoaked face, and smearing the blood on her body. This. Was. A great way to set up their Wembley Championship match. And the visual of Toni crying whilst bleeding, was awesome. 

Overview Of AEW Dynamite

I loved this weeks Dynamite. As the build for All In at Wembley Stadium intensifies. Tony Khan has seemed to have got a grip on the spinning plate trick, that last year caused his little promotion that can, to enter a creative state of flux, but now, he has crafted an even keel, that I have to say is pleasing, because as the surface starts to get hotter, AEW will need to keep this momentum. It won't be easy, but I think Tony Khans little promotion that can, will put their best foot forward, and it will be great to see.

This weeks Aew Dynamite is a solid 9/10.