AEW Collision Review 29.9.2024

Intro

Before I get started. I just want to say a massive thank you, because I took a look at my all time views. 1188. I'm truly blown away. Thank you. It's my dream to this as a full-time job one day, and the support from you guys across the globe means everything to me, so thank you so very much.

Saraya Rules Match Saraya vs Jamie Hayter

I met Saraya recently over All In weekend, and she was so nice. I'm not pleased with how she has been booked in AEW, and this just proves my point. The match was flat, and highly predictable, the weapon spots were clever, but the table spot, complete with toys, felt lazy. Hayter got the win, I just think that AEW can so much better. I wasn't impressed.

Ricochet vs Will Osperay Interview Snippet

This led to me to say this to myself. Is it wednesday yet. My god wednesday can't come soon enough. Or in my case Thursday morning. Look I like my sleep.

Texas Tornado Match The Conglomeration vs The Learning Tree

This had no right to be as good as it was, the physicality was smoothly performed. Orange Cassidy smacked Chris Jericho with a brick, Chris then stopped Mark from having some chair fun, and later on this would come back to haunt him, Big Bill proved to be the most over man in the match, when a small number of the fans chanted his name. He then got the win for his team, when he chokeslammed Mark through a table, even though I can't stand Chris Jericho these days. This wasn't bad. Oh no. Oh no. Mark Briscoe watch out, because if you don't, you will get sucked into the Jericho midcard vortex. Mark Stay away from Chris.

Brody King vs Action Andretti

Brody King, beat. Action Andretti, in a flat tv match, Top Flight, were then attacked, by. Lance Archer, and. The Rightgeous. I didn't like this, because it was over way to soon.

Postman Perry Open Challenge For His TNT Championship

Ok everyone you know what time it is. It's sing a long with Patrick. Postman Perry. Postman Perry. Postman Perry, and his blacked out van. I hope he doesn't cheat, because we all know Perry is a very messed up man. Oh no, a count out win, that cheating bastard, this was a poor way to use Minoru Suzuki. I hated this.

Claudio Castagnoli Pac and Wheeler Yuta vs Private Party and Kommander AEW Trios Championship

This. Was a moderately paced, storybased piece of work, that went nowhere in my opinion. Yuta acted like me at the age of thirteen, when my mum refused to buy me a copy of WWE Royal Rumble 2000 on video, whilst Pac and Claudio took on the role of proud parents, when he did as he was told. Claudio. Pac, and. Yuta retained. Even though the match wasn't very good. It had my mates Private in it, so it's an instant 5 star classic.

I love The Outrunners

Like the title says. I love The Outrunners, during this vingnette my dog Jane walked in, and she got to bask in the glory of these stallions, and you know what. I don't blame her.

Hologram vs Dralistico vs The Beast Mortas

I had fun watching this, even though it felt it could've done with a couple of minutes taken off, Hologram got the win, and was beaten down by Rush, and his new crew. This. Was alright.

Kris Statlander Segment

Kris Statlander is back, and, this left me wondering, what's next for her. Statlander vs Yuka Sakazaki sounds good, doesn't it.

MXM Collection Segment

Excuse my language, but this was f****** weird, but funny at the same time. MXM Collection were about to reveal Max castors new jacket to the world, complete with a fashion show, and it happened, they revealed his jacket, and it looked, well. If i'm being honest. Interesting. The model they brought in looked familiar, they thought it was their mate Hans, but this man revealed himself, to be none other than Daddyass. The Aclaimed came out, and took care of the models. Wrestling is a funny thing people.

Lumberjack Strap Match Hangman Adam Page vs Jeff Jarrett

I had fun watching this, even though it didn't live up to how I thought it was going to play out in my head. This had everything I needed. Jeff whipping Hangman with a strap. Hangman wanting to punish Karen Jarrett, him clocking Alex Reynolds, and of course. Juice Robinson dressed up as a Lumberjack, was a funny sight. Hangman got the win with a deadeye.

AEW Continental Championship Eliminator Kazuchika Okada vs Sammy Guervara

This match resembled instructions on how to cook a roast dinner, you can't take the meat out of the oven, until it's cooked all the way through. The match was solid, but it felt like both men, were playing their greatest hits. This was underwhelming to me, and it summed up this weeks show perfectly. Okada got the win,

Overview Of AEW Collision GrandSlam

I thought AEW GrandSlam Collision, was a confusing mess, with good  highlights. This show is now just existing, and that's a sad thing.

AEW GrandSlam Collision 2024 is mid 7/10.