Monday Night Raw Review

Intro

In 9 days we have Bad Blood, because right now the WWE are showing us fans mad love, something something Taylor Swift. I think if I was a singer. The Grammies wouldn't come a knocking.

Superstars Show Up And Liv And Dom Segment

Bron Breakker. Jey Uso. Drew Mcintyre, were all seen showing up, and. The Mulletchaser, and her exceedingly hot Human Hoven, turn up in a lowrider. This was used as a toy promotion, Oh and Braun Strowman, and. Bronson Reed, continued their fight from last week. The Mulletchaser, and The Human Hoven, made their way to the ring, and Joe Tesatore could be heard on commentary, ripping into everyone's favourite Latino Hoven. The Mulletchaser, said that her revenge tour is taking shape nicely, because she's taken everything away from Rhea Ripley, she asked the production crew to show the footage from last week, when she battered Mami. Rhea came out with a gleeful look on her face, because she had some bad news for this couple. The Mulletchaser played with Rhea, and. The Hoven tried to get in her face, this prompted Mami to say that at Bad Blood. The Hoven won't be able to get involved, because he is going to hoisted up in the air, contained in a shark tank. I love this, but I also think it's a crime, because how is the little Latino Hoven, going to be able to eat himself some Chicken Tenders, while in a cage. I could just invision HHH laughing his ass at the thought of it. Rhea gave The Mulletchaser a forehead sandwich, to end the segment. Also JD. Leave Ilja alone.

Sami Zayn vs Ludwig Kaiser

I liked all of this. Sami, beat. Ludwig Kaiser in a solid tv match, that had great physicality, as their energetic bursts sold the story. Gunther came out at the end, and denied Sami again, furthering their rivalry.

Kofi Kingston Segment

Kofi Kingston, and. Xavier Woods, were backstage pondering over their career, when enter stage left came American Made f*** yeah, to challenge the duo to a match later on. Kofi and Xavier would lose said match, continuing their seperation arc. Xavier then mouthed off to Rey Mysterio, and now has a match against him next week.

Dragon Lee vs Carlito

Dragon Lee, beat. Carlito, in a flat tv match, thanks to a whole heap of LWO shenanigans.

Sheamus Segment

Sheamus told Jackie Redmond backstage, that he isn't done with Butch. Pete Dunne then battered him with a cricket bat later on.

The Miz vs Bronson Reed

This match never happened, because. Braun Strowman showed from the fans, and both men had a fight, complete with security seperation. I hated this. It felt forced, and was predictable.

Drew Mcintyre Segment

This was the highlight of the night for me. Drew came out, and reprised parts of Punks promo from last week, whilst flipping the script, and turning it into something fresh. I loved all of this. Both men will make each other bleed at the PLE, echoing in a new era for WWE.

Fyre and Dawn vs Damage Ctrl

This match had no right to be as good as it was. Damage Ctrl got the win, and befor the match, Jade, and. Bianca, did their own version of mindgames. This was decent.

Wyatt Sick Vingnette

We then got a Wyatt Sick Vingnette, that i'm pretty sure is teasing the return of Alexa Bliss, or that Lily doll, either way it's definately one of them.

PFC Vingnette

We then got a Vingnette for the Pure Fusion Collective. Ok. I'm going to be honest. I like the individuals in this group. I just hate the name. To me the name is the definition of walking into my Local Morrisons, going straight to the crisps isle, and picking out the worst flavour out there, here's looking at you Salt'n vinegar.

Jey Uso vs Bron Breakker WWE Intercontinental Championship

This. Was. Brilliant. I was up extra early this morning so I could watch this, and also piss off my 15 month old Jack Russell Puppy Jane, because my god. I was yeeting all over the house, and she hated it. The match was a lot of fun, from Jeys entrance through fans, both men showcasing their slick movesets, that molded in with the solid physicality, and good chemistry that they displayed. Jey got the win after not one, but too frogsplashes, to become our new Intercontinental Champion. I loved all of this. Jeys elation was written all over his face, as he celebrated with the fans, the pyro went off, and I got the feeling that this is just the start, of things to come. Yeeeeeeeeeet.

Overview Of Monday Night Raw

This weeks Raw, resembled a confusing Pick'n Mix bag, their was bits that I liked, and there was moments that I loathed.

This Weeks Raw is a solid 7/10.