Monday, 18 November 2024

My Top 5 Times Wrestling pissed Off My Family.

  Intro.

Look guys I love my family, but when it comes to wrestling, I know for a fact that over the space of the last 30-plus years, I've driven them around the bend. Here's just a 5 list. Prepare yourselves, because you're going to laugh, you might cry, and you might want to punch me, so here goes nothing.

5 My puppy was made to acknowledge her Tribal Chief.

My mum hated this. I made my Puppy Jayne acknowledge her Tribal Chief. This was vital at the time.

4 Can I Go To WWF Insurrextion. NO.

Agh yes. The WWF in the early noughties, me and my friend Tim, were, and are still big fans of the WWE, and if you remember these times, especially over here in the UK. The WWF was red hot, and as soon as they announced a PPV for these shows. Me and my mate were all over it, pissing off our parents, and what I did was, well, annoying. Mum can I go to WWF Insurrextion. No. Mum can I go To WWF Insurrextion. No. Mum can I go to WWF Insurrextion. No. Mum can I go to WWF Insurrextion. Just shut up. Mum can I go to WWF Insurrextion. Just shut the f*** up. She turned the air very blue.

3. Wrestling Is Fake.

9 year old had this debate with my dad, and guess what. I lost, oh well somethings  have never changed.

2 Clotheslines Suck.

Agh yes, the time when I clotheslined my older Brother, hah that'll teach him, for saying that The Rock Is fake.

1 My Family Has Had To Put Up With Me.

My poor old family has had to put up with a wrestling fan, that has been raised on the fed, yeah I know, they have the tolerance levels of saints.



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