AEW Dynamite Review 13.2.2025.

Max Castor Segment.

I'm skipping the intro this week and i'm getting straight to the action. Max Castor got wrecked by Hangman Adam Page, as the Hangman murder tour continues. ( more on this  guy later ) I liked this.

The Undisputed Kingdom vs The Deathriders AEW World Trios Championship.

I liked this. It was a well paced, fun opener, that turned into a lofi slugfest. The near falls were cleverly placed, and The Deathriders got the win, thanks to my favourite trope in wrestling. Chair fun, followed by a low blow, this allowed Yuta to roll up Kyle O'reilly for the win. Daddy Magic, and. Daniel Garcia  chased them off. I hated this. Adam Copeland, and. Jay White, then played childish games with Moxley and Marina, and stole the AEW Heavyweight Championship. This would start off a pathetic episode long storythread. If you want your briefcase back, then come and get it.  GROW UP. This. Is. A bad way to treat you Audience. Don't do this AEW.

MJF Segment.

From speaking ill about Dustin Rhodes, to him cutting down Hangman Adam Page, with pure verbal brutality. I liked this. ( more on these guys later on )

Samoa Joe. Hook. And Katsuyouri Shibata vs Aaron Solo. Jon Cruz, and Rosario Cruz.

Samoa Joe. Hook, and. Katsuyouri Shibata, beat enhancement talents in a flat TV Match. Joe then took to the mic, and cut a promo, challenging The Patriarchy to a trios Match next week, in the only way he knows how, by threatening my favolurite things. Violence, and. Chaos.

Chris Jericho Segment And Everything That Comes With It.

The following Segment was beyond terrible. Chris Jericho, and. Bandido, had a western style dual. Bryan Keith beat down Bandido, and Big Bill, and. Powerhouse Hobbs had a fight, oh and hello The Outrunners. This. Was, you know what If I take my brain out, everything will be ok.

Marina Shafir And Jon Moxley Segment.

Marina Shafir decked Willow Nightingale, taking away her interview time with Renee Paquette, so her master Jon Moxley, could threaten Adam Copeland. Patrick it's ok, put down your chromebook.

Dustin Rhodes vs MJF.

I loved this. The Match felt fresh. It felt Relevant, and it got to the point. The near falls were well placed, as the story of the Match was crafted into fans brains, as the breathing time for what was going, was put into balance. Dustins passion, blended in nicely with Max's narcissism. Max got the win after a solid round of exchanges. Hangman Adam Page came out, and he and Max had a seperation brawl in the fans, that concluded with a fan getting a pint chucked in his face, and Max cutting a promo on him, which led to another pull apart brawl. Max verbally setting fire to the fans with words, is a tool that he's using to a perfect intense level. 

Two Ladies Matches Back To Back.

Two ladies Matches on Dynamite. Is Tony OK. I mean. I know he was at the Superbowl, but did he come back with a Super fever. Megan Bayne, beat. Mia World, in a flat TV Match, and, then. Kris Statlander, beat. Penelope Ford, in a decent Match. Bayne beat her down in the aftermath.

Harley Cameron Segment.

Harley Cameron rapping. I have no other words, other than. I loved this segment. I want that Mone puppet.

The Hurt Syndicate vs The Gunns AEW Tag Team Championship.

I'm just going to say it. I didn't hate this. The Match had a good flow to it, and the in-ring work wasn't bad. And the story made sense. The Hurt Syndicate, retained. The Hurt Syndicate vs Archer and Cage, at a later point. I don't hate this.

Marieh May Segment.

Is Marieh May, better than Toni Storm? Now that's an interesting question. I can't wait for the Match this Saturday. 

Adam Copeland and Jay White Segment.

I have mixed feelings about this. I liked the verbalage from Copeland, as he showed his menacing side, thanks his mate Spike, and. Jon Moxleys acceptance of his challenge was passionate, but Predictable. The beat down that came after confirmed my feelings from earlier. I want this storyline to hurry up and be gone. The segment ended with Jay White threatening murder on live TV. I'm done that's it, my brain is coming out.

Overview Of AEW Dynamite.

I actually don't know what to say about this weeks Dynamite. For me, this wasn't very good. It was just above mid.

This week Dynamite by AEW's Standards is a 6/10.