AEW Collision Review 7. 10. 2024

Intro

Apologies for the lateness of this review, it has been a crammed weekend, over here at O'malley towers, so the Collision review was worked on late. So with that said sit back, relax, and let's get into it.

Darby Allin vs Johnny TV

Darby Allin, beat. Johnny TV in a flat, and boring tv match. Darby took the mic in the aftermath, and said that he wants to know who his opponent will be at Wrestledream, and whoever it is, they can make a name for themselves, from off of Darby's back, so step up. Darby walked back up the rampway, and was battered by Brody king. I didn't like any of this. Darby's words fell short of the mark, as his promo failed to connect with me at home.

FTRunners Segment

I loved what came next. FTRunners went all out 1980's and it was a sight to be seen. I'm watching The Goonies tonight on Bluray. Good times. The Outrunners then beat. The Grizzled Young Veterans in a fun, but formulaic tv match.

A Look at Britt Baker

We then heard from Dr Britt Baker, and low and behold, she wants a shot at the AEW Womens Championship, and so does Willow Nightingale, so there's only one thing for it, both ladies are going to have a fight on Dynamite, to deter who will face Marieh May at wrestleDream.

The Conglomeration Segment

The conglomeration had a backstage interview with Renee Paquette, and all I have to say is. God Bless you Mark Briscoe. Orange Cassidy, and Kyle O'reilly, beat. The Premier Athletes, in a flat tv match. that was laid bare with shenanigans, and multiple bags of more to share Malteasers, hang on, did I just write that, oh well it looks like my secret shame is out then.

Willow Nightingale vs Trish Adora

Willow Nightingale, beat. Trish Adora, in a tame tv match, that offered absolutely nothing. Marieh was informed about the match on Wednesday, and the ramifications that come with it, by the legend Christopher Daniels, and if i'm honest, the look on her face said everything, that I needed to know.

Wheeler Yuta Segment

Claudio Castagnoli, showed his coersive side, when he undercut wheeler Yuta. Yuta then beat Beef in a flat tv match, by battering the poor guy, as the Pacpool combat club watched on. Subjects like coersive control need to be handled better than this.

Hook Segment

Hook wants his dads attacker to come and see him this Tuesday. It's Christian Cage, yeah. It's Christian Cage.

Lance Archer Segment

Lance Archer, was in the back loading area, battering some poor fools, and. Damn It Don Callis liked what he saw, and asked him, are you still managed by Jake Roberts. Lance said yes, but honestly, all he had to do was, give Don a look, that screamed, what the f*** do you think.

Mercedes Mone Segment

Mercedes Mone, then put herself over, with shear arrogance, this pissed off Kris Statlander. Who later on in the show beat. Zoey Lynn, and was then beaten up, by Kamille, by orders of the Mone Blinders.

Hologram vs Nick Wayne vs Action Andretti vs Kommander

This. Was a fun 4 way match that delivered, the in ring work was solid, and the energetic bursts sold the physicality of the match. Hologram got the win.

Lexi Nair Interviews The Beast Mortas

This didn't go down well. Lexi Nair tried to interview The Beast Mortas, and all he did was grunt, and snort. The Undisputed Kingdom, tried to get hom on side. I couldn't stop laughing at this.

Private Party vs Top Flight vs The House Of Black

I liked this main event, it was fun, in a predictable way, but it had to be, when you look at the direction my best friends are going in. Private Party got the win, after Action Andretti tried to play the game of. Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough, with The House Of Black. Darius Martin became the sacrificial lamb to the slaughter, when Private Party, hit him with their Gin And Juice finishing move, as the broadcast faded to black.

Overview Of AEW Collision

This weeks Collision was a confusing mess, that had some good moments on it, but as an overall body of work it lacked substance, in the areas were it was needed, and the show suffered as a result.

This weeks AEW Collision, by. AEW's Standards is a mid 6/10.